Urgent recruitment: a fellow Taoist.
Benefits: Included food and accommodation, afternoon tea and snacks, flexible working system, no mandatory requirement to clock in at work, and a free "smart magic weapon".
Requirements: You must have a good temper, be able to tolerate the boss's intermittent extraordinary wisdom, and be good at handling various emergencies.
Salary: 1280 (may be in arrears).
Looking at the flyer that was just pasted on his forehead, Xia Tian twitched his lips and pointed at a few words on the small advertisement, "The boss you mentioned has intermittent extraordinary wisdom..."
Before he finished asking, he saw Li Wu proudly puffing up his chest. Although he didn't speak, his actions showed it.
"Yes, that's right! It's me!"
Xia Xia pointed to the last few words, "That smart magic weapon means..."
Seeing Li Wu push out his chest a little more, Xia Tian couldn't say anything, "It can't be you too!"
Hearing the disgust that seemed to overflow from his words, Li Wu pouted, imitating the coquettishness of girls in movies and TV dramas, and made Xia Tian stagger, "I hate it, the only humanoid magic weapon in the entire Xuanmen, isn't it smart enough?"
Xia Tian smiled stiffly, "Now that we've talked about the disadvantages, what about the advantages?"
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Other people's heavenly masters are so cool and domineering that they blow up the sky, their flying swords and talismans fly together, and they open the altar to look like ghosts and gods.
He looked at his partner, turned his head when he saw him, and quickly stuffed the remaining two spicy sticks into his mouth, saying in a vague voice, "No more, I'll give it to you next time."
In summer, if you support your forehead, forget about eating. There is no other way. I've chosen everything, and now it's too late to return it.
Purpose: Any life deserves to be seen