The Sky Is Falling, so You Can Transform into a Civilian System and Let Me Conquer the Emperor? !

System: "Ask the host to attack the emperor." Yi Bainiao asked sincerely: "Do you think I have this ability?!" ——Dressed as a commoner in the ancient times, his family sells steamed cakes. He has no money, no talent, no good looks, and more importantly, he is still a man! However, the system issued an outrageous mission: "Let the current emperor be attracted to you, otherwise you will be stuck in ancient times forever." Yi Bainiao hurriedly interrupted: "Tell me first, how can I, a commoner, see the emperor?!" System: "Please let the host play freely. System tasks will be released in stages." For modern air conditioning and WiFi, his soul belongs to the Internet! Yi Bainiao decided to sneak into the palace first! ——Participating in the imperial dining room recruitment... The food cooked can only be said to be edible. ——Participate in the palace recruitment——Isn't it true that to be a palace slave, you need to be a second-generation official? ! ——Enter the palace in place of the palace maid——Holy shit, if you are found out, you will be killed with a stick! Yi Bainiao felt that the sky was falling... Of course, he also thought about entering the palace through the imperial examination, but Fan Jin had already passed the exam in his 60s, and as a second-level graduate, he had automatically given up. Yi Bainiao could only come up with the final plan. He spread his legs and raised the knife, comforting himself: It's okay, just feel aggrieved! I'm going back anyway! ! In the end, the knife did not fall, because it is a serious crime for men to castrate privately, and offenders will be put to death! Yi Bainiao completely failed in conquering the emperor, and he chose to start a business in ancient times! Relying on replicating hometown delicacies, cold shrimps have become an internet celebrity snack in the ancient capital! But Yi Bainiao became famous because of his other hobby! As the saying goes, people who do good deeds and accumulate virtue are like grass in a spring garden. They do not grow as long as they grow. They grow more and more every day, but their blessings accumulate quietly! ——Fugitives without belongings——Pick it up! ——Stray dog ​​on the roadside——Pick it up! ——The scholar in the humble house——Pick it up! ——The wild man on the roadside... Yi Bainiao hesitated... Picked it up, revived it, and then threw it away. Just by picking up things like this, Yi Bainiao gradually gained a name and was called Mr. Good Bainiao. Over time, Yi Bainiao looked at the crowds in the hall and said, "Why do you feel like there are more workers than guests?!" ……………… A few months later, Yi Bainiao had long forgotten about attacking the emperor. However, everything is out of control, everything depends on fate and arrangements! Because Yi Bainiao helped Ye Ning Province defend the city, the Holy Spirit granted him a favor! Above the main hall, Yi Bainiao was so nervous that he was about to kneel down at any moment, but before he could kneel down, the emperor suddenly jumped up from the dragon chair, rushed towards his butler and knelt down! Immediately, all the civil and military officials of the court knelt down towards his housekeeper! The emperor raised his voice to greet him: "The Emperor is here, and I am waiting to welcome him from afar!" Yi Bainiao: Huh? ………………Ah? ? ! ! ! The Supreme Emperor's eyebrows were crescent, and his voice was low with a smile: "Little shopkeeper, you are the only one in the world who will not kneel before the Emperor." ………… Seeing the Supreme Emperor again later, Yi Bainiao knelt down with a plop. The Supreme Emperor smiled and said, "You are here to kneel now. Could it be that you have something to ask of me?" Yi Bainiao said respectfully: "That's right! Please ask the Supreme Emperor to make it happen!" There was some pride in the eyes of the Supreme Emperor, and an unknown expectation: "Tell me, I allow you to be a little greedy." Yi Bainiao clasped his head on the ground and said in a sincere voice: "Your Majesty, please remember the old friendship and absolve me of my usual sin of speaking freely to Your Majesty!" Yi Bainiao usually complained to the housekeeper a lot about the country's system and gossip, but now he was really afraid that he would be killed! His expectations were in vain. The Supreme Emperor grinned slightly angrily. He raised Yi Bainiao's chin and pinched his face: "You... You just want to say this?" "I'm calling you greedy..." Yi Bainiao probed: "Then... You give me some money?" The Emperor was so angry that he laughed: "No!" The Supreme Emperor left angrily, but Yi Bainiao was looking at his back and jokingly said to the system: "I think the Supreme Emperor still has his charm! If you can't be the emperor's bride, can you be his mother?!" ………… Concept: Funny and pure love?