Ling Yihe, this name should have belonged to Fairy Lingbo, a peerless genius who danced in the clouds and had elegant taste.
It's a pity that the name was given by my biological mother, and the golden finger was forced by the system. What's even worse is what kind of adaptive evolution did this golden finger make?
While other fairies were refining the Nine-turn Golden Elixir and Jade Dew Nectar, pursuing the goal of "never getting tired of fine food and fine food", Ling Yihe was squatting next to the swill bucket at the back of the sect, his eyes shining at the system panel.
Bite! Fresh animal scraps (hairy pig's trotters), spiritual rice from three days ago, and half a bottle of expired chili oil were detected. The host's "turn decay into magic (?)" Talent was triggered. Can it be synthesized into today's "loving and nutritious meal"?
Ling Yihe: "... Synthesis!"
As a result, the world of cultivation was turbulent, and the proud men of the major sects were trembling.
Known as the indestructible physical practitioner, after eating the "secret crispy pork belly" presented by Ling Yihe "kindly", he performed an ascension to heaven on the spot (the rare version).
The sword cultivator known as Tao Xin took a bite of her "Sadly Ecstasy (actually too unpalatable) noodles", and his Tao Xin was instantly broken. He just wanted to find a crack in the ground to slip in and forget about the taste.
The Poison Cultivator, who is said to be immune to all poisons, drank her "Lingquan Health-preserving (actually pot-washing water) soup", her face changed drastically, and she made three furnaces of detoxifying pills overnight and stuffed them into her mouth.
The world of cultivation is full of sorrows, and everyone is in danger.
Everyone rushed to tell each other, not to find magic weapons, but to buy gastrointestinal medicine!
Everyone is cursing: "When will that devil named Ling Yihe change his ways?! Give me a clean stomach!!"
Only those unlucky ones who had been "fed" by her, after experiencing both physical and psychological torture, were horrified to discover that... Their own cultivation had inexplicably broken through to a small level? How did your body become so light (because you lost weight?)?
When the truth came out, Ling Yihe looked at the monks from the sect who were begging her to "raise your hand", wiped the corners of her mouth gracefully, and smiled slightly:
"You don't understand, this is called 'pain and happiness' cultivation method. Next, who wants to try my newly developed 'Buddha Jumps Over the Wall (Buddha jumps over the wall after seeing it)'?"
One-sentence synopsis: This is a "touching" story about a heroine with an elegant name and a wicked heart, who uses every possible means (and scraps) to forcibly "appetite" (dispel fire) all members of the cultivation world and help them become stronger.
Copywriting saved 2026.1.10
Mission: Believe in the power of food