The "idiot" in the lower year is weak and beautiful, and the handsome Buddhist straight guy in the upper year
Warning: The main subject is from a first-person perspective/The author is a product sister/The attack and reception will be condensed
——————The following is the geng style copywriting
Zhang Jixiang picked up a fool at his doorstep.
This little fool is so good-looking that he almost showed him, an old bachelor who has been single for thirty-six years, that spring is coming. He hurriedly took it home, only to find that this little fool actually had Jinjiang!
Zhang Jixiang: I understand the truth, why is your Jinjiang bigger than mine!
Later, Zhang Jixiang learned that this fool was the son of the mistress who had interfered in his parents' marriage... When he found out, this fool's eyes had already changed.
Zhang Jixiang was carrying water to boil water, while this fool was standing by the stove staring at his sweaty waist;
Zhang Jixiang was picking out groceries while this fool followed him, motionless and staring at his waist that twisted with his body;
Zhang Jixiang picked manure and farmed the land. Not only did this fool not dislike it, he also extended his pig's feet to his fat grandfather's lover, blinking his big and pitiful eyes: "Drink neinei."
Zhang Jixiang:......
Zhang Jixiang: I want to call the police!
The main text has basically nothing to do with the above copywriting.
Intention: write waves with ordinary people