Is My Wife a Poisonous Mushroom? so What

Bai Ling is a poisonous mushroom. On the day he transformed into a poisonous mushroom and went down the mountain, he had two beliefs: 1. Find the man who destroyed his mycelium forest. 2. Poison him to death. He put on his maid uniform and rang the doorbell of his enemy's house. The man who opened the door looked at him deeply: "... Was introduced by my mother?" Before Bai Ling could say anything, the other party had already pulled him through the door. "We can talk about marriage." Bai Ling:? OK. It's easier to poison if you live here. Day one. Bai Ling wore an apron, served a bowl of steaming mushroom soup, and drank it while staring at Pei Ji. After Pei Ji finished drinking, his complexion became rosy visibly to the naked eye. Bai Ling: ... Shouldn't be. The next day. Increase the amount. Pei Ji went to work in high spirits. The third day. Replace with mushrooms. Pei Jihan's poison became lighter again. Bai Ling stared at his rosy face, the hyphae knotting in anger behind his back. Why is this person so difficult to kill? In order to increase production, Bai Ling secretly planted a large field of mushrooms in Pei Ji's back garden. He served soup during the day and watered the soup at night, so busy that his feet never touched the floor. Until he woke up in Pei Ji's bed, his back was sore and his legs were weak, and there was no good skin on his body. Pei Ji half-supported his head, pinched his earlobe, and sounded satisfied. "My wife is so good." Bai Ling thought with an expressionless face: Tomorrow I will change the gallbladder. Pei Ji looked at the little mushroom in his arms and felt it was funny. He knew something was wrong the moment he drank the first bowl of soup and the cold poison loosened. Later, he checked the information and found out that his wife was a poisonous mushroom spirit. But so what. My wife wears an apron every day and stares at him eating soup, which is cute. My wife stuck out her butt and dug up the soil with her little hands in the middle of the night, planting mushrooms one by one. It was so cute. My wife doesn't believe in evil, so she broke off a small piece of mushroom and tasted it, and fainted - isn't it, wife? ! Pei Ji took the person back and patted him twice on his leg. Bai Ling covered her butt, with tears still hanging from the corners of her eyes. Poisonous mushrooms... Can they also poison mushrooms? O. O A month later, the back garden had turned into a mushroom forest. Bai Ling squatted by the flower bed, holding her chin, staring at her lush "mushroom army", lost in thought. Wait, why is he here? Pei Ji came over, bent down and hugged him from behind, smiling. "Baby, can poisonous mushroom spirits and humans give birth to little mushrooms?" Bai Ling turned her head sharply: "?" Didn't you agree on the revenge story? Why did it become a birth article? Food Guide Black Heart Rice Ball Poisonous Mushroom Shou × Cold Noodles Poison Tongue Self Strategy Strategy, 1v1, SC, a cookie within 20w If there is a pseudobirth, there will be a mushroom baby (or a litter) Purpose: Never forget safety