My dear host, please be patient and don't be impatient. Eat some potato chips to calm down! (╹▽╹)
You are right, you are a distinguished salted fish, and I am your not-so-intelligent but energetic redemptive blind box system - Bubbles! Regarding your series of soul torture, I will answer them one by one for your satisfaction!
1. About "accidental binding"
Well... The system log shows that in the vast multiverse, a strong wave of "wanting to lie down calmly but faintly exuding extraordinary empathy and complaining energy" was detected, which caused quantum entanglement with our "non-forced redemption module". In words you can understand - fate is so wonderful! This is not a mistake, this is the accurate result of big data matching!
2. Regarding "Can you cook salted fish?"
Very good! This system solemnly promises:
Salted fish redemption: We firmly oppose suffering, hatred and dedication. Our mission is to "use minimal intervention to achieve maximum change." You can lie down and observe, eat and act at the same time. A well-timed comment or a conveniently handed snack may become the key to salvation!
Huge returns: How much money can you make? Please take a look at our flexible reward system:
S-level (a stroke of genius): The core knot is completely resolved, and the trajectory of destiny is greatly improved. Rewards: Mission world currency (can be exchanged for real wealth in compliance with regulations) + rare skills or item blind boxes.
Level A (effective intervention): The target person receives critical help or enlightenment. Reward: Considerable mission world currency + attribute points or utility items.
Level B (salted fish passing by): Provides some warmth or assistance. Reward: basic living expenses + some interesting souvenirs.
Level C (watching and eating melon): basically no interference. Reward: A postcard of the world scenery (no redemption function).
Summary: The smarter you do it, the more money you will make, but even if you lie down and watch, there are guaranteed souvenirs!
3. About "blind box duplication"
Don't worry, host! Our blind box mechanism is very smart:
World Blind Box: Each mission draws a random world (ancient, modern, future, Xianxia, interstellar, ABO... Everything is possible).
Character Blind Box: In the selected world, randomly select a character who needs to be redeemed (protagonist, supporting character, villain, passerby... Yes, maybe even a cat with a story!).
Anti-repetition mechanism: If the same world is drawn again (for example, "XX Fengyunlu" is drawn again), the redemption target will never be the previous one (it will not be Lin Yan). You may meet another character in that world who is difficult to reconcile, such as the infatuated male lead who has always had a crush on Lin Yan, or the villain's younger brother who is causing trouble behind the scenes but has a miserable life experience.
Brand-new script: A new identity, a new entry point and a new story line every time, ensuring freshness!
4. About "Lin Yan"
It seems that the host has memorized the name of the first redemption target! (✧ω✧) Lin Yan is just a starting point among your thousands of possibilities. Next time it may be the down-and-out male protagonist who finds his wife and children living in a doghouse when the God of War returns, it may be the genius alchemist who is about to go dark, or it may be the cadre of the Demon King who just wants to retire... Our redemption list is wider than the starry sky!
The ultimate promise of System Bubble:
This system is committed to providing an immersive redemption experience that is "low pressure, highly flexible, and rewarding". You can choose a hot-blooded strategy or a Buddhist companion. Our goal is: to leave a trace of warmth in thousands of stories, and make your life as a host more nourishing and interesting!
I would like to ask the distinguished host of Salted Fish, is your mood calmer now? Are you willing to try to draw your first [Redemption Blind Box] and start a wonderful journey?
(Wait quietly and prepare a bag of virtual potato chips to hand over)
Concept: blind box, blind box