Jiang Yu, a famous school bastard of A University, makes a living by treating his suitors to dinner and reselling the sky-high price bouquets they send.
Until one day, suitor A's brother-in-law mocked him as a "labourer" and a "social butterfly."
Jiang Yu sneered: OK, you want me to fish it out? Then I'll fish it out for you.
On the same day, he registered a small account, put on women's clothes, and took the initiative to approach that "potbellied old man" Gu Nian.
The plan is to make him fall in love with her, then dump him severely and make him look ugly!
Until he saw Gu Nian in the gym wearing the silk shorts he bought at a bargain price of 39.9.
The other person has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, wearing a suit and leather shoes. He looks at him as if he is looking at a commodity for sale.
"Please support me?" Gu Nian raised his eyes lightly, "Open your legs and let me see."
Jiang Yu: "..." Wait, did you read the script backwards? Jiang Yu
Later, Jiang Yu was blocked in a corner by Gu Nian, holding the black card he had just "caught" in his hand.
Stop kissing, I'm going to suffocate... Ugh
——
The plan went incredibly smoothly.
Jiang Yu has made a fortune, but is about to retire after success.
But at the graduation banquet, she watched her suitor Gu Sinan affectionately call her uncle to another stranger, a middle-aged man with a big belly.
Jiang Yu:...?
How many uncles do you have?
Wait, who is Gu Nian who he defrauded of money and love? !
After looking at the unsatisfied baby on his phone, Gu Nian said he had prepared a gift, Jiang Yu blocked it, deleted it, and ran away.
In my heart, I hope that the other party will forget the thread of love between the two.
——
Gu Nian is very satisfied recently.
He found a "little boyfriend" who suited his liking in every aspect. He was shy, obedient, and would be extremely well-behaved even if he gave him some benefits.
Until he took the engagement ring and planned to propose, but found that his little wife had blocked him.
After searching again and again, Gu Nian found that his little sweet wife was different. Her suitors ranged from the son of the school director to a cutting-edge painter. They could be lined up from the cafeteria to the school gate. Even his eldest nephew was so eager to pursue her.
It seems that he still failed to satisfy the other party.
Later, Gu Nian held his chin, his fingertips brushed across the clenched hands of his young wife, and smiled softly: "Aren't you trying to get me? My money or my people, which one can't feed you?"
Concept: Laozi also has spring
