What Did Kissing Heaven Say?

[As a heroine of a restricted novel, you are determined to become the strongest in the ninja world under the setting of a sickly character] You have traveled through time Dressed as the heroine of the restricted-rated novel "Intimate Paradise" Entering the world of Naruto Ding—— Your initial talent values: Beauty 79, Charm 106, Flexibility 123... Intelligence 8, Physical strength 6 Your overall evaluation is [a sickly, weak and peerless beauty who will fall down when the wind blows, but is extremely ferocious when beeping] Congratulations on getting the passive skill: DOKIDOKI★Ruoshui Eyes [Skill explanation: Probability distracts the person looking at you] Congratulations on obtaining the passive skill: Absolute Sincerity★Confession Field [Skill explanation: People with three layers of Water Eye BUFF will 100% confess their love to you (also valid in battle)] Congratulations on acquiring the passive skill: Special Gravity★Sun Crashing [Skill explanation: After a sunny and upright young man confesses to you and is rejected, the probability of blackening and collapse increases by 30%] Ding - Congratulations, you have entered the world of Naruto, the map is loading... Welcome to the Valley of the End! In front of you are Uchiha and Senju with red eyes. Please become a woman that makes both Uchiha and Senju unable to stop. You:… The moment you opened your mouth, the passive skill [Cuckoo's Cry] suddenly took effect. You were vomiting blood and angry at the same time: "You... Please don't fight anymore..." You are desperate, and you decide to stay away from men and become a strong person. * But, how could they let you go so easily :) * Many years later, when you return to your hometown in a vest, you find that a junior named Jiraiya has added details to your wild history and written it into a novel - "Intimate Paradise" You just realized that you have become the famous Bai Yueguang in the ninja world Reading tips: 1. The text is in the second person, the writing style is relaxed, and it can be substituted. 2. All you, this is a work of XP. I want to write about a dank man crawling in darkness under the feet of the sick and weak Bodhisattva heroine. There may be some strange things like the sun-loving boy turning into a black man or the dank male nanny. The one who gets caught can escape quickly. 3. The copy was produced on January 7, 2026, and has been screenshotted and documented. Intention: Be brave and go out on your own flower path