He optimized our marriage down to the second:
Kissing duration, hugging pressure value, and emotional discharge schedule.
Until I found his exclusive file "Intimacy Behavior Optimization Plan_v7" in the shared cloud.
As he leaned over to execute tonight's 3 minutes and 20 seconds, I pressed "permanently delete."
"Optimization cancelled." I said, "Your love is officially scrapped."
——Later, this sophisticated system completely collapsed for me.
Only then did he realize that love was not the best solution. It was knowing that there was a better solution, but he chose this wrong version.
Purpose: Going against the routine of chasing his wife at the crematorium