[The widower studies literature. The salted fish magic stick is attacked by the wet male Kisame King
After the death of the gods, there were only two major ethnic groups left in the world, the human race and the demon race.
The demon clan has demon kings and demon lords, and the human race has lords and masters.
Li Guannan is not talented, but he happens to be the young disciple of one of the five human masters...
The so-called master is the master and the apprentice is the apprentice.
Not only is the apprentice unable to catch up with the master, he is even worse than a piece of grass planted by the master in front of the door.
After hundreds of years of practice, he was able to build a foundation. The grass in front of the door was planted twenty years ago, and now it has formed pills and has taken shape.
Li Guannan was depressed for a whole night, and finally made up his mind the next morning - he wanted to go down the mountain.
Since you can't become an immortal through cultivation, then just be a happy mortal for the rest of your life.
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The plum blossoms bloomed in the twelfth lunar month, and a magic stick came to the capital.
This person is good at telling fortunes, reading fortune-telling, drawing talismans and observing stars, and also arranges Feng Shui burials. He can even perform immortal magic. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is proficient in everything.
Moreover, his appearance was superb, like an immortal descending from heaven, and he was appreciated by many noble people.
The magic stick became famous for a while, and King Jingyu specially invited this person into the palace to be... Concubine?
Li Guannan naturally refused.
King Jingyu, Zhuwu, has always been romantic.
Rumor has it that he caters to both men and women, and refuses to accept anyone who comes. There are probably hundreds of beauties in the palace, if not three thousand.
Not to mention that there is still something weird about him.
It's just that this prince seems to recognize him and always comes to provoke him.
Zhu Wu: "I'm a magic stick, I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you."
Li Guannan: "My lord, I hate you so much that I want to vomit when I see you."
Zhu Wu said with a smile: "You might as well predict whether we were inseparable lovers in our previous lives."
Li Guannan rolled his eyes and made a hexagram.
After observing the hexagram, he panicked.
The hexagram image is "mountain peeling hexagram", which is an extremely ominous hexagram.
The person in front of me is a demon, and a big demon at that—Zhu Qingchen, the demon lord from the shark royal family.
Li Guannan was so frightened that he packed his bags and ran away overnight.
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Li Guannan's fate was extremely bad, but the Taibai star appeared.
The master said that he was born to survive a love tribulation of life and death, and to fulfill the evil consequences of marriage planted in his previous life before he could realize his dream of becoming a "god".
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[Guidelines for reading this article are as follows]
1. In his past life, he was a god and in this present life, he was an unfettered slave who had been looking for a wife for three thousand years. He was already crazy but he loved to pretend to be green tea to win his wife's attention, the widower Wang Gong.
2. Still have the taste of a widower, still hate the sea and love heaven, and have deep sadomasochistic love (cross out quietly). In the past life and this life, a little bit of abuse (a dog's head saves one's life).
3. The attacking and receiving double arrows are clean, the single attacking arrows are super thick, and the young lovers are tied tightly with iron wires.
4. This world view is that of humans, monsters and gods. If the obsession is too deep, demons will be born.
5. The cover is a template, not a fixed setting of the character. Thank you to the teacher @awake
Purpose: To save others, save yourself first; to save yourself, save your heart first
