Cthulhu Is Coming, Call the Emergency Room Quickly

Phytolacca is an orthopedic surgeon trained in a tertiary hospital. As his name suggests, he is a powerful medicine that is poisonous but can cure diseases. He suffers from a severe visual perception disorder: in his eyes, the kind mentor is a roaring skeleton, and the gentle nurse is a spider with compound eyes. In order to live a normal life, Phytolacca not only learned to smile at the "piece of meat", but also developed the skill of accurately inserting needles in the "Tentacle Flurry". One day, the doctor told him: "Congratulations, you are cured." Phytolacca stopped taking medicine and went out, took a deep breath, and prepared to embrace the wonderful new world. The next second, the sky tore apart, and the ancient god descended. The old man on the roadside turned into a mollusk that oozed mucus, and the bus driver grew seven heads. The smile on Phytolacca's face gradually disappeared, and he looked expressionlessly at his right hand that suddenly split open and turned into a ball of black tentacles: "Quack doctor. What the hell do you call recovery? This is obviously a hallucination caused by an aggravation of the disease!" Since the disease could not be cured, Phytolacca decided to let it go. No matter how ugly the thing in front of him looks, no matter how ferocious his right hand is, he insists on implementing the "benevolence of a doctor". As a result, in the strange and raging doomsday ruins, a scene appeared that made the special forces doubt their lives—— Faced with an S-class corrosion monster that was melting the streets and capable of crushing even tanks. All members of the special forces retreated in panic. Phytolacca rushed forward with an infusion bottle, and his right hand turned into several afterimage-like black whips. He instantly wrapped the monster's mouth tightly and sealed it physically: "Why are you vomiting? If you have acid reflux, take aluminum magnesium carbonate! The fine for spitting is two hundred!" The S-class monster struggled desperately, but found that the thing wrapped around it exuded the aura of its ancestor that made its soul tremble. It whimpered and withdrew the acid aggrievedly. Facing the Banshee of the Abyss who tries to shatter human entrails with sound waves. Phytolacca's right hand tentacles directly forced open her upper and lower jaws, as stable as hydraulic clamps: "What do you call it? The tonsils are swollen into peaches! Open your mouth, ah——" The banshee looked at the terrifying tentacle dangling at her throat: ... Ah - vomit - Special Forces Team member: It's weird that even if you are poked with a tongue depressor, you will vomit! Qi Yuan, the origin of the Old Ones, the ultimate fear of the world. When he was seriously injured and on the verge of death, he was picked up and taken home by a human. He originally wanted to devour this human being to heal his wounds, but he was pinned down on the bed by the other person and forcibly wrapped into a mummy with the tentacle that originally belonged to him but was now growing on the other person's body. The man named Phytolacca was tying a bow for him while he murmured coldly: "You have multiple comminuted fractures and you are not honest? If you move around, I will saw off those extra 'bones' of yours." Qi Yuan looked at the only human being who dared to point fingers at him and used part of his body so smoothly, and suddenly he didn't want to destroy the world. Raising a doctor seems more interesting than destroying the world [Small theater at the end] Later, the world became peaceful. The Supernatural Abilities Bureau was renamed the "Non-Human Employment Guidance Center." "The one with the tentacles, go to the dock to move the containers, don't be lazy!" "That fire-breathing one, go to the No. 3 Blast furnace. Today's power generation target has not been completed yet!" Qi Yuan sat in the consulting room, looking at the monsters busy working outside the window. He quietly stretched out his tentacles, slowly climbed up along Phytolacca's ankles, and hooked them into the hem of his white coat. "Doctor Shang," Evil God's voice was low and hoarse, with a hint of temptation, "The medicine has not been changed today. Do you want to stay here... Or go home?" Food Guide Shou, who thinks he is crazy, is actually the only true god in the game, VS the ancient god Gong who is extremely double-standard and only listens to Shou's words. The max-level boss pretends to be a newbie, and the monsters suffer a "medical dimensionality reduction blow." This is a healing (?) Story in which all human beings are struggling to survive, and only the protagonist is engaged in "simulated hospital management". There are private designs, which may not necessarily conform to Cthulhu logic (bow) Purpose: Find symbiosis and salvation in chaos