[Express report on abnormal events of Xuanqingzong]
I am Zhang Qingxuan, a senior manager in the world of cultivating immortals. I have recently discovered that the sect's style of painting has changed dramatically - I took the script of "The Ancestor Leads the Flying", but my disciples cut to the set of "The Team Building".
List of Honkai characters:
Master Bingshan controls the first disciple → Exclusive panda nanny (suspected to be bound to the [Breeder] skin)
Outer Disciple → One-click Tang Poetry Generator (literary talent value fluctuates between genius and illiteracy)
Mysterious Tuanzi → Carrying the [Group Intellectual Aura], I am applying to have my natal sword listed as a teething toy.
Anti-routine first aid measures:
1. Launch the auspicious animal with white jade deer skin and launch the "Xianjie Auspicious Beauty Pageant" to divert attention
2. Bury fake ancient books in the library, containing cross-border easter eggs such as "Which company has the best excavator technology?"
3. Play the historical documentary "The Lightning Strikes We Were Together in Those Years" on a loop to the first disciple.
"Warm" alert:
🔸 Sect logic value -30%
🔸 Multiple "Travel Mod" compatibility conflicts detected
Urgent recruitment:
Those of sound mind (with brain CT report attached), anti-routine consultant (preference will be given to those with experience in countering systems).
Note: To join the company, you need to pass the "Tang Shizheng Piracy Identification Test" and sign the "Rejection of Brainless Pets Guarantee".
So now, does recruiting depend on spiritual roots or brains? Don't let your natal sword serve as a shared teething stick anymore. (Tired. Jpg)
Purpose: To oppose the harm caused by selfish time-travelers to the unlucky natives