Xie Ci'an (attack) x Shen Wanzhou (suffer)
When the love brain breaks up, be like:
Friend 1: "Brother, please stop crying, he doesn't love you."
Xie Ci'an: "Impossible! I'm so handsome, why doesn't he love me?"
Friend 2: ". If he loves you, why would he leave?"
Xie Ci'an: "Before he left, he told me that he only loved money, and I happened to have money. Rounding it off was that he was hinting to me that he still loved me, and that he had a reason for leaving!"
Friend 1 and Friend 2: "I don't even need to coax this stupid guy."
(Reunion four years later)
Xie Ci'an: "Oh, I will definitely retaliate against him severely when he comes back this time!"
Friend 1: "Hey, after four years of waiting, I finally got the wisdom."
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Friend 1: "So revenge means getting rich suddenly?"
Xie Ci'an: "What do you know? I am using money to humiliate him!"
Friend 1: "... He is very smart."
Friend 2: "Well, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, pigs were not allowed to be smart because they were afraid of biting people."
Intention: Blossoms abound, and the future is bright.