[Blow up the school × The boss returns to Novice Village × Counterattack]
Dark crawling, hating the married woman, peacock attacking × smiling tiger shou who loves excitement and does not take life seriously (double cleansing)
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Zhishan Middle School, a pre-reincarnation reform college dedicated to reshaping good moral character in practice, has as many as 4,000 school rules, all of which are unreasonable.
Example: No items on the table
Example: It is forbidden to have people on the bed in the dormitory
Example: It is forbidden to have garbage in the trash can
In a certain examination room, Jiang Mi lay down on the bed in the dormitory as soon as she walked into the school. The task required her not to take out the trash or clear the table.
Jiang Mi: "...^^"
What Jiang Mi hated most in his life was being coerced.
If there can't be anything on the table, then why use the table?
There can't be anyone on the bed in the dormitory, so the body doesn't count as a person, right?
There can't be garbage in the trash can. The human brain is not garbage, right?
Jiang Miru thought, and burned the school into a soft "big bed" with a fire. The "bed" was filled with densely packed headless ghosts sleeping peacefully.
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Did you hear that?
An alien emerges from the freshman class!
The alien treats the school rules as a to-do list, with a steel stick in his left hand and truth in his right hand. He slanders the candidates and kicks the teachers. As long as he has passed the exam, he must retake it without exception.
This style and method are exactly the same as the missing senior who was a regular on the forum two years ago. It was rumored that he kept giant crocodiles in the dormitory, put pesticides into drones to make artificial rainfall, and stuffed hundreds of micro bombs into dolls and gave them to the principal as birthday gifts.
The candidates exploded.
Who knows how much this senior has caused them to suffer!
In just one year at the school, he had already increased the number of school rules from 3,000 to 4,000!
Four! Thousand! Articles!
Candidates: (Close eyes) The last devil boy just died, and the next devil boy is born?
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At first, everyone thought that this was just another candidate who had heard about his senior's brilliant achievements and tried to imitate him. They all gloated about his misfortune and waited for him to overturn and follow in his senior's footsteps.
Including Luo Suo also thinks so.
He really couldn't figure out why everyone was spying on his lover, imitating his lover, trying to replace his lover.
They deserve it!!!
Luo Suo intervened in the freshman's exam with murderous intent, preparing to eliminate this disgusting imitator.
As a result, when the new student turned around, Luo Suo saw the face he had been thinking about so much.
"..." Luo Suo silently put away the giant scythe and slapped himself.
"Crack!"
Damn it, does it hurt?
He is not dreaming!!
His lover is back!!!
Luo Suo rushed forward like crazy and wanted to hug Jiang Mi, but was kicked away by Jiang Mi with quick eyes and hands.
Luo Suo rolled around on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face.
"My dear, do you want a partner? ꒰꒦ິᯅ O̴̶̷̤ ꒱♡"
Jiang Mi: "? Where did you come from, this madman, get out^^"
#You can't put garbage in the trash can, so what should you put in the trash can!
#Behind every outrageous school rule is an outrageous story
#The mysterious man is back!
Note 1. It is an overhead unlimited stream. There is bggl sub-CP in the text, but the main text does not account for a large part. A separate extra chapter will be opened.
Note 2. All comments that are bad and affect reading will be deleted.
The first version of the copy was written on 2025.12.22
The latest update was on July 24, 2026. All screenshots have been taken.
Intention: While maintaining kindness, you must also have the courage to say no.