Xu Xianyu, a young man with a minor illness, traveled through time after his death and became the loving male wife of the villain in the bloody novel. He was also bound to a waste-to-treasure system, and he needed to use the second-hand powers provided by the system to make money to survive.
For this hard-won second life, he took the plot package provided by the system, packed up and went out (crossed out) and transformed into a master of metaphysics.
Facing Xiao Baihua who was imprisoned and tortured by Zha Gong
Xu Xianyu: You have been in conflict with water recently. I will v200 to help you resolve it.
Encountering the protagonist running with the ball by chance
Xu Xianyu: If you are destined to be supported by a noble person, please give me a red envelope and I will tell you the specific characteristics.
Later
Little Baihua's head was pushed into the water by Zha Gong. When she was about to suffocate, she discovered that her anus was actively breathing!
The protagonist, who is running with the ball, is blocked at the airport, and when his mother-in-law makes things difficult for him, he encounters a righteous old woman who falls from the sky and gives her a black eye!
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Xu Xianyu made a lot of money and his health points increased steadily. However, things were not always smooth sailing, such as the disfigured villain who came with time travel.
Looking at this handsome face that was only three points inferior to his own, and thinking of the description of the villain's methods in the book, Xu Xianyu said that he was here.
As the saying goes: Handsome guys are honest and delicious, villains are more expensive! Arranged marriage is not advisable, my husband first let me touch my waist~
According to the setting in the book, he performed a love scene with the villain with tears in his mouth, and gradually became more and more enthusiastic about it. It turned out that this person was not the original villain, but his mortal enemy! ! !
Xu Xianyu: What else is there to say, divorce!
System: Sorry, the two parties have been bound, the system has been shared, and the distance is limited to 50 meters.
Good. Bar.
Xu Xianyu could only take his sworn enemy with him to complete the mission, and take care of his old friend by the way.
For example, using special powers to make your enemy's food electrify, and eating a noodle seems like chewing on a wire.
For example, eating junk food like crazy, and using superpowers to transfer the contents into the body of the enemy when he has diarrhea.
Another example is letting the rival lights 7 and 8 shine in the middle of the night, euphemistically called energy-saving lamps...
There are countless things mentioned above, and he must give his nemesis some sex, but he didn't expect that this person is a pervert, and he actually wants to give him some sex.
Tsk, so scary.
Love money and cherish life, white cut black sand sculpture, innocent mouth, loyal dog love brain attack
Note: The attack was not really disfigured.
Purpose: Love is a long-term companionship
