Wei Liao met a strange man who looked very handsome, but had some brain problems - he claimed to be an evil creature from a civilization in another dimension.
The monster said in broken human language: "Hello, my name is @#￥%&*...·Xiu."
The name was too long to remember, so Wei Liao simply read the last word: "Okay, Xiu."
Unexpectedly, the monster suddenly blushed.
"In my civilization, only lifelong partners can call each other by the last word."
Wei Liao: "... I'm sorry, brother, I don't know."
Wei Liao was so frightened that he quickly wrote down the name of the monster and recited it all night.
When they met again, Wei Liao confidently recited Brother Monster's name in one breath: "@#￥%&*...·Xiu, hello!"
Who knew the monster's face turned red again.
Wei Liao was extremely confused: "Did I read your full name?"
The monster shyly explained: "In my civilization, a name is an intimate contract. You just read it... You have to be responsible for me."
Wei Liao was greatly shocked.
——No, what kind of civilization do you have? ! ! !
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I never expected that everything this monster said was true.
Bound by an intimate contract, they must stick together at all times. If they are too far away from each other, each other will feel flustered and uncomfortable, and they will cry constantly.
Wei Liao asked the monster how to terminate the contract.
The monster was a little embarrassed: "It's possible, but it's a very ancient traditional ritual, and no one does it anymore... I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
Wei Liao looked like he was risking everything: "Just tell me, there is nothing I can't bear."
The monster said embarrassedly: "We need to be in a confined space with only the two of us, turn off the lights, draw the curtains, and take off our clothes..."
The more Wei Liao listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. He stood up suddenly and interrupted him: "Stop, stop, stop, is this ceremony of yours serious?"
The monster shook his head. He also felt that it was not very serious.
He finished these unspeakable words: "Then... Hold hands."
Wei Liao: "?"
Wei Liao: "Holding hands?"
The monster nodded shyly.
Wei Liao pushed Brother Monster into the room without saying a word, turned off the lights, closed the curtains, took off his clothes, and held both of his hands affectionately: "Is this all right?"
In the darkness, the air gradually warmed up, and the face of the monster with both hands turned redder and redder. Immediately afterwards, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... Countless tentacles stretched out from behind the monster.
"And these."
Wei Liao: "..."
Wei Liao: Brother, do you know that I only have two hands?
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1. A very short release essay
2. A sweet cookie, without any elements of horror and science fiction (at most, the real body of Gong is a bit scary, he is an evil creature after all, give him some face)
Purpose: To leave innocence in the world
