The Boss of the Winery Is a Mushroom

[This is a story about mushrooms spoofing career flow] The careerist BOSS × his workaholic subordinate Crows eat carrion, and dead wood grows fungi. Suddenly one day, Gin realized The adult who promoted him was actually a mushroom. Including but not limited to, at the beginning, I asked for laboratory beef extract peptone culture medium, I love potato soup, and I also like humidity. And I don't know which day started, a lot of white mushrooms appeared on the cracks in the organization's walls. Small, edible, delicious, but poisonous. * The mushroom is a white mushroom, which is in two states: non-toxic and poisonous. It is edible in stages. When the Coprinus comatus is delicious, it is poisonous when it has black edges. He is also an ambitious mushroom who likes to penetrate the roots all over the world and spread the spores, even if he becomes a human, he still wants to do this. However, there are many limitations to being a human being. So he set his sights on the top of a certain black organization. That person was about to die, and his body was full of poison from random pills. He quietly eroded that person's brain. The mushroom became him. The first moment he opened his eyes, everyone else called him: "Boss." The mushroom was satisfied, but not enough. His goal was to spread the spores and roots around the world. Later, he devoted himself to solving the problems left over by history, selecting and appointing talents, and promoting key personnel. What? Only black ones? No, no, no, take a longer view. According to the laws engraved in the genes of mushrooms from generation to generation, mushrooms will never get sunlight when they grow in dark and humid corners. Of course, they will be self-sustaining and self-sufficient in the early stage, but when they are tall enough to attract attention, they will already have the ability to absorb sunlight, so there is no need to worry about dark corners. This is the opportunity to enter the game! Mushrooms need to be transitioned from black to red, served smoothly, eaten thoroughly, and have roots that penetrate all over the world! But… The fact that he was a mushroom seemed to have been discovered by his guys. She even cooked mushroom soup in front of him! Damn it, it's so provocative! Gin: "Boss, if we don't deal with the tissue, it will be taken over by these fungi." Mushroom: What happened? Have mushrooms harmed you? Don't mess with your bad soup, I want potato and beef soup Gin: Logistics sent us potatoes and beef stew Mushroom:... Challenge me and. Mushrooms don't need eyeliners. Their spores are all over the world. Even undercover agents who have stayed in the organization will carry countless spores with them even if they escape, leaving dense traces of their whereabouts and taking root in other organizations, whether they are red, black, or white. Come undercover? The welcome cannot be overemphasized. His spores are the most useful. Written on 2026.1.8 01:03 Screen recording as evidence Intention: Stable like a mushroom, still secretly taking root and growing