"I'm really just a counselor—although the clients are a little bit special."
Su Li looked at the No. 1 Sword Master in the cultivation world in front of her. He was telling with a cold face the illusion of love and calamity that had troubled him for thousands of years.
"Gu Jianzun, we charge according to the course of treatment, ten high-grade spiritual stones at a time." She took out the assessment scale, "Do you want to do a self-assessment of SCL-90 symptoms first?"
Gu Qinghan frowned: "What?"
"Just to see the severity of your love crisis." Su Li blinked, "By the way, what kind of clothes does the girl in your fantasy wear? This will help analyze the background of the times."
Outside the door, the demon couple was arguing about "has he changed his mind?"; The demon general squatted in the corner and wrote an emotional diary because of his out-of-control hatred; the ghost floated through the consultation room window: "Doctor, I am too obsessed with registration -"
"Everyone line up!" Su Li raised her voice, "Assistant Lu, issue number plates to new customers!"
Until one day, the owner of Jueqing Valley came to his door: "Are you the woman who disrupted the emotional order of the world of cultivation?"
Su Li looked at the twisted love thread on the other person's body, and an occupational disease broke out: "This patient, you are an extreme manifestation of post-traumatic stress disorder, and you need long-term treatment-"
What she doesn't know is that she is really the repair tool appointed by the "Emotional Law".
What I didn't even know was that the sword master who always came to consult was actually the culprit who broke the rules a thousand years ago.
Su Li sighed: "I just wanted to open a small clinic, but why did it end up saving the emotions of the six realms?"
Gu Qinghan handed over hot tea: "Perhaps because you are the only person who can combine psychology and cultivation."
"Then how is the reward calculated?"
The sword master smiled and said: "I pledge myself to you and pay in installments. The term is eternity."
Purpose: To explore "whether emotions are necessary for human nature (or immortal nature)", to oppose self-alienation in the name of "pursuing the great road", and to advocate that accepting the complete self (including the shadow side) is the real strength and freedom