[This is a work written by the author who was mad at his friend. It is purely fictitious, please do not take it personally]
Kappa, Yangwei brother, PUA enthusiast, something that cannot help but show off;
Mom's good son, family traumatizer, AA believer, academic only...
Your name is He Guanxian.
These shiny labels above are no joke.
Rather, it suddenly appeared on the foreheads of your girlfriends' boyfriends overnight.
——Yes, you have awakened the "best friend and boyfriend identification system".
Best friend B who fell in love with her at first sight, her boyfriend has long been buried deep in the heart of Bai Yueguang;
Talking about my best friend A from junior high school, her boyfriend is actually a mama's boy;
It turns out that the aloof senior is not aloof but nourishes the stomach;
Wait a minute, the one who is in love with a foreign country, your partner is at home in all corners of the world - PDFs will be flying all over the sky soon.
"It's not that he doesn't love me, I've checked that he just has avoidant attachment";
"I asked someone to calculate it, and the tarot master said that the cards showed that he already knew he was wrong";
"My dear, he's really not ugly, he's just not photogenic, and he doesn't like washing his face at all";
……
System notification
Your task is to judge whether the relationship between your best friends should continue, and to "break it up" or "persuade" - break up what should be broken up, and get back together when they are reunited]
[The system label is only a thunderstorm reminder, it does not mean that the beautiful couple is completely finished]
"Every time you judge a correct pair, you will get a random reward; every time you judge a wrong pair, you will get a random penalty."
I wish you a pleasant experience!
The following is the author's armor stacking and demining:
1. The full text is light-hearted, cheerful and sadistic, but includes some plots such as [best friend is blind]/[best friend is in love]/[best friend has a tough mouth]/[best friend can't leave and can't let go] and other plots.
2.=The heroine is a heroine with a cold face and a hot heart, but there is a looming male protagonist, he, a super happy ending.
3. The author is not anti-heterosexual, only anti-love; the work has no practical significance, and the author is a chaotic, evil and happy person.
4. I would like to dedicate this article to my best friend who broke off contact with her ex-boyfriend three months ago and ended up hating her until now - but note: this article does not contain any characters with clear archetypes. Everything you see online and in real life may be inspiration - do not speculate on my life and experiences.
Purpose: Protecting your besties is everyone's responsibility.