I am the best swordsman in the world, Mr. Xi Chang.
People give me the nickname "Rooftop God of War" - because I like to squat on other people's rooftops to enjoy myself. In fact, I want the title of "The Most Handsome Man in Lincang Prefecture" even more.
I have a problem recently: the pipa player in Ningshuang Tower seems to hate me.
Here's the thing:
On the night of the Lantern Festival, I looked for the lost secret scroll and listened to a song.
The beautiful lady on the stage plays the piano well, but her eyes are not very good.
She glanced at me like a dog that has stepped in mud.
I couldn't help but mutter: "What a look."
Her: "Jianghu fool."
Me: "Bitch maid in a brothel."
Very good, this beauty is interesting.
The bridge is closed.
Later I went to Ningshuang Tower every day.
If I don't like beauties or listen to music, I just like to squat on her roof.
She plays the piano and I practice sword-the quality of the roof tiles is really bad.
She drank with her, and I ate sesame seed cakes—very loudly on purpose.
She finally couldn't bear it anymore: "What on earth do you want to do?"
I grinned: "It's cute to see you roll your eyes."
Later, she was hunted down.
I rushed forward with my flute and sword in hand, and after fighting, I discovered:
"Wait, why should I save her?"
She wiped the blood on her lute and said coldly: "Mind your own business."
The mouth is quite tough.
Now comes the question:
I seem to like this hard-tongued and soft-hearted "little maid".
What to do? Urgent, but I won't say it.
Intention: Under the most dismissive roof, I met the person I most want to protect for life.
