
Vicious Cannon Fodder, but Really Stupid
恶毒炮灰,但实在愚蠢
by Sheng Jiu Se (胜酒瑟)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 188k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 28d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
A cute little idiot who is not vicious enough but is really motivated x a man with a sharp tongue and a tough-tongued father Forsythia suspensa has a bitter taste and slightly cold nature. It is a deciduous shrub that has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying. Still Forsythia, stupid, greedy, a vicious little cannon fodder who is only interested in profit but often shoots himself in the foot. Forsythia, who grew up in the mountains, never had a good day. Before his death, his evil stepfather mercifully told him his true life story. So just after the first seven days, Forsythia grabbed his snakeskin bag that he carried everywhere, and caught the last bus of the day to the capital. The good people in the capital are very vicious. Forsythia touched her shriveled wallet. On the first day after arriving, she was about to be arrested by Uncle Hat and taken to the police station for crashing a Maserati... What a joke, he will take the public exam in the future! The stupid little Forsythia didn't want to be caught, so she cried and pulled the car owner's trouser leg and begged him not to call the police, saying that she could do anything for him. The car owner smiled when he heard this and looked at Forsythia up and down, "I don't lack cattle and horses here, but I do need a little duck. Can you do it?" Forsythia thought he was talking about the kind of duck that only knew how to quack all day long, so she thought it was disrespectful and thought about it for a while. The car owner used his ultimate move, "Ten thousand a month. I'll ask you one last time, do you want to do it?" Forsythia couldn't resist this damn temptation, and gritted her teeth and agreed to the other party's request. So the vicious little Forsythia moved into a luxurious villa, where there were delicious meals, warm rooms and money that could never be spent. Everything is good here, the only bad thing is that at night Forsythia has to cover her butt and scream like a little duck. The car owner thought Forsythia's scream was unpleasant, so he covered his mouth and said in a suppressed voice, "Quiet." Forsythia was lying on the bed with her legs in the air, wanting to cry but without tears. Will the woo woo duck also get poked in the butt? * Forsythia has had two beliefs in life since she was a child. Examination for public service and sudden wealth. The former one cannot be realized based on his worrying cultural level, while the latter one all relies on the mountain of Fu Congyi. He has a row of small 3W LV bags in his cupboard; the top 3000 skins in the game, Forsythia has compiled a complete skin illustration. Just when Forsythia thought she would be so carefree for the rest of her life, Fu Congyi suddenly said that he was bankrupt. The reason turned out to be that it is too expensive to raise an optimistic, beautiful, kind and cheerful Forsythia! Forsythia cried, "The money is in your hands, don't you know if it's in your hands?" He succeeded in making little Forsythia cry, who loves money as much as life. Not only could Little Forsythia not be coaxed, she even refused her favorite vanilla cake because she was too sad. Fu Congyi got angry and became anxious. He caught the tears of the crybaby Forsythia with his hand and fed the small cake into his mouth, "I lied to you." He said something serious and unflattering, "It's just that one card went bankrupt." Forsythia cried and ate the cake, looking up at him. Rich man, he also engages in hunger marketing. Double clean, 1v1 A night-time cookie, suitable for watching with the lights turned on~ Shou Bao is the kind who wants to be evil but has no brains to carry it out. She is responsible for the whole process of being beautiful, cute, cute, and learning. Gong is a bit talkative, but not a rotten cucumber. I will explain it later. Yes, there is a crematorium for chasing wives. Purpose: Even if you are ordinary, don't give up the dream of pursuing a perfect life
You smart guy, go ahead. If you don't speak now, you won't be able to gain status if you want to speak later. Our little forsythia is very popular [rolls eyes]
Well, the lazy author was lazy again today and only wrote less than 2,000 words. I will still update two in one tomorrow. I think there will be more updates tomorrow. Hurry up to the two-person do...
When will the author update? I can't see the author's writing.
My wife ignored me and got angry, and blindly guessed that Forsythia was my biological child.
What's going on with this clever guy? [Shut up] If you can't speak, just shut up.
It's so beautiful, why is there only one chapter🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
It's gone. It looks so good.
It's so early at the crematorium. I don't think I'm ready yet.
Finally waited for the big update [lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head]
I haven't watched it for a while, but I watched it once today [bad laugh] [milk tea]
"Fu Congyi really can't do anything with him..." This is a big bug for the author ~ up
"Explanation" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"He's really scary like this, Fu Cong..." This is a big bug for the author~ I am a good kid, but I am not a good kid.
Gently I left, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and dropped a
Gently I left, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and dropped a
Gently I left, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and dropped a
Gently I left, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and dropped a
Happy graduation from the author. It's really cool to read the next chapter after dinner. Please update as soon as possible🥹🥹[Purple Sugar]kswl
Oh oh oh~ Boss, are you okay? I finally waited for your update [Love Eyes]
[Purple Sugar] kswl will be updated soon! I'm so greedy [star eyes][star eyes]
Very, very beautiful, I finished reading it in one sitting
This little forsythia is like a little sun
This Jiang Song is really a dark man [Shut up]
I really like this setting, I really like it. Can I update this in the extra chapter [Let me be healthy] I feel like I will always spoil this little piggy Forsythia
Staying up late is harmful to your health, but using your phone at night is really much more fun than using it during the day [Glasses]
In fact, negative cleverness has already fallen in love with our little pig Forsythia, right [eating melon]
Are you going bankrupt? That would be fun [Glasses]
Our little Forsythia is still very confident. I also love to eat small sausages in Malatang. The small sausages are also very delicious when air fried [make me healthy]
Boss, I thought you were going to give up🥹