Maria Buenos Aires, a big man with a name that is common among mothers and grandmothers, is famous for his girlish face and girlish voice in the world of football that advocates masculinity...
And of course, there's the ball skills.
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In 2017, Real Madrid president Florentino spent 30 million euros to buy a 16-year-old player who had never played on the court from Central Barracas, a little-known club in Argentina, and then loaned him out, sparking heated discussions.
Since then, Maria has started his controversial football journey.
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Guti: People say that Maria and I look very similar, you know, blond hair, blue eyes, pointed chin... If I hadn't been to Argentina at all around 2000, I would really have thought that he was my child.
Kroos: I now regard Maria as my successor. He has the potential to take over my position.
Florentino: Maria is like my little grandson. If it weren't for the age difference, I would even want to adopt him. He is not for sale.
Francis: I am very proud that the Argentine monastery raised Mary. Mary also made great contributions to Argentina's charity and Catholic missionary work. While I express my gratitude to him here, I send him my sincere blessings.
Sister from the convent: We actually had no special idea when we named him Mary. It was just that when we picked him up, the Bible turned to the page of the Virgin Mary.
Note:
1. The author really doesn't know how to write about games (very important), so the content of the game will be relatively small and more daily. It can be read if you don't understand football or know little about it.
2. Career: Central Barracas (youth team) → Real Madrid (youth training) → Dortmund → Chelsea → Real Madrid, loaned in the early stage, and will return to Real Madrid in the later stage.
3. The main attacker, with CP, is most likely to be Guler, but the love line cannot be developed until he returns to Real Madrid in the later stage, and he will be single in the early stage.
4. Realistic style, growth-oriented protagonist, not pure cool writing, you won't win every game, but most of them will.
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Aniki Linkelov, the former crown prince of Lanqiao, is now the king.
Abramovich's greatest legacy at Chelsea.
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The eight-year-old child was taken to Abu's party by his mother. The beautiful and haggard Ukrainian ballet dancer begged the Russian president to accept her child without a trial.
Abu looked at the delicate-looking child in front of him, with curly black hair, an oval face, a high nose bridge, deep eye sockets, a clear T-zone, and straight eyebrows.
Suddenly, the child opened his mouth and made a big face at Abu sticking out his tongue.
Abu:? !
Except for those light blue eyes, he has a typical Slavic appearance, although he has black hair. But for the sake of his Ukrainian nationality, his familiar exile temperament and his interesting personality, Abu happily accepted it.
However, something unexpected happened. Just after watching the 20-year-old Aniki lead Chelsea to win the Champions League and put on the captain's armband, Abramovich was sanctioned by the Football Association and had no choice but to sell Chelsea.
Fortunately, Aniki had a good personal relationship with the British Crown Prince at some point.
The Football Association cannot kick the friend of its honorary chairman out of the Premier League, right?
You can't kick your crown prince's friend out of the UK, right?
So Aniki truly became the king of Chelsea.
The main starter, the captain's armband, the top three in the Ballon d'Or, and the best team. With a handsome face that is incompatible with human aesthetics and a crazy character that kills people without repaying their lives, Aniki has become a global football superstar.
Those who hate him refer to him as Chelsea's "crazy woman in the attic" along with Mourinho.
Those who like him affectionately call him "Crazy Aniki", which is the nickname of the King of Stamford Bridge.
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It is now 2022, and the World Cup has been moved to winter.
However, Ukraine was mired in war, and Shevchenko, the forward whom Aniki most admired and the coach he most wanted to cooperate with, and the current chairman of the Ukrainian Football Association, went to the battlefield to help Ukrainian soldiers.
Looking at the haggard-looking Shevchenko wearing a body armor and holding a masked soldier in his arms on the news.
Influenced by Abu, Aniki Linkelov vowed not to participate in politics and cherished his life. Although he may not look like it, he is indeed a pacifist: ...
After rejecting at least seven call-up letters from Ukraine, Aniki, who was born in London and has British nationality, and has never been out of London except for games since he was a child, immediately called the Football Association.
Aniki: Help, help! ! !
The arrogant English Football Association said: It's not that I won't accept it, the time has not come yet. Although you are very good, we have to let you go for a while. Things that are easily obtained are not cherished. Anyway, England has no shortage of talents, let alone midfielders.
However, Aniki, who had not received a response for a long time, decided to go to his father's homeland to attend the family dinner he had never attended before.
When Aniki, who was twenty-one years old and twenty-one years old in England, suddenly appeared at the family dinner of the greatest football family in Italy wearing British clothes without telling anyone,
Only then did people discover that the typical Slavic surname Linkolov was just part of Aniki's name, followed by a typical Italian surname:
Maldini.
Italy, which missed the last World Cup:...? !
Purple stars are falling from the sky!
Pie in the sky! !
Sister Lin (?) Fell from the sky! ! !
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Reader comments
The progress is so fast, I'm a little used to it [laughing and crying]
Can't you start dating after the college entrance examination? Why does it seem like you have to fall in love early when you write it? Big head.
The progress is so fast, I'm a little used to it [laughing and crying]
Can't you start dating after the college entrance examination? Why does it seem like you have to fall in love early when you write it? Big head.