Idiots who don't understand what they are saying but it's normal to fall in love with me
Outsider heroine/heartthrob/1v6/It doesn't matter if you are stupid, you are also cute/If you think I am stupid, you will be finished!
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Wuyou - the god in the Miao village in the mountains.
When she was eighteen years old, she walked out of the mountains for the first time because someone stole her Gu. She decided to find that person - and eat him as food.
The big city is so nice. The little gods coming out of the mountains are so dazzling to see. The people here are so beautiful and talk nice!
But there seems to be more than one man who stole the cup. Wu Youjian thought carefully and decided to try them all.
Not quite familiar with the rules of big cities, Wu You approached people cautiously and politely asked: Can I smell it?
The man was gentle and tilted his head to reveal his neck: My pleasure.
Wu You was slightly stunned, Wu You was confused, and Wu You sighed: You are so generous, city man.
Unable to understand the person's complex expressions, Wu You followed him carefully and shyly asked: "Can I have a bite?"
The man took off his coat calmly, rolled up his sleeves, and unbuttoned his collar one by one with his slender fingers: Are you here? Or go back to my house?
Wu You was stunned, Wu You was moved, and Wu You sighed again: How generous you city people are!
It's just that the way to eat in the city is different... As he was eating, Wu wanted to stop and felt something wasn't right. He was kissed on the ear and asked with a warm voice: "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"Still too comfortable?"
Wuyou, who was in a daze after eating, was always asked to promise, "You can only love me, Wuyou."
Wu You also wanted to confess to someone, but at this time, whether it was the calm boss or the fragile puppy, the other person seemed to need love, so he could only make the same mistake again and again, "Yes... You are the only one."
But the clumsy lies will eventually be exposed.
Wu, who said he was at home, was caught holding hands with another person on the street. A in front of him frowned and asked, "Who is he?" B, who was beside him, only reacted for a second before raising his interlocking hands and raising his eyebrows, "What do you think?"
Wu You vaguely felt that something was wrong and tried to retreat and escape. Unexpectedly, she bumped into another C as soon as she turned around. "Be careful," the man behind him supported her, "Baby, lying is not a good habit."
At the same time, the phone rang. When she picked it up, D in the cafe opposite blinked at her, "Do you want to ask me for help, Ah You?"
It doesn't matter if it's a misunderstanding, it doesn't matter if you haven't been loved, you have been tempted to this point, and no one is willing to let go.
Some people pretend to be pitiful and show sympathy, some people have no choice but to join forces to arrest people, and some people pretend to be a warm harbor, holding Wu in their arms and saying it's okay, they are safe here.
While hugging the person tenderly, he hid his obscure and deep eyes: It would be great if those filthy people could die obediently. It would be best if they did it quietly so as not to affect Wu You and I's wedding.
And Wu You was completely unaware of any danger: "There's a new fried chicken restaurant downstairs." She bumped her head against the man's chin, "Let's go eat."
Note:
1. There are a small amount of Miao settings and a lot of nonsense private settings.
2. The heroine is a silly, sweet, stupid little snake, sweet and capable, cute without knowing it, and insignificant. From time to time I want to eat something I shouldn't, but in this article no human being was eaten by the heroine (
3.1V6, all men are c, ending OE; this article has a large space to describe the attraction process of each male guest
[Archived on 2025.12.31]
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The conclusion of the article "Asura Field, Easily": "Sir, yes, we have human demons here, it doesn't matter, they are just human demons. Wait, I remembered that there are still a few love brains here, you should send someone to exorcise the demons. That? That is my wife. What? Why are you talking nonsense? If you are not married or in love, you can't be my wife!"
Pre-collection of "The Game of Love is Collapse": written as a love brain, read as a crazy comment, "What? My husband is a pervert? Your speech is too ugly!"
Preview of "Troy Decides to Die": This is a private revenge that has nothing to do with justice. The world will explode sooner or later, I just invite you to watch a fireworks in advance.
Preview of "The Lover's Guide to Murder": There is only one throne at the end of the world. Against lovers/high IQ controllers, "Love me and be my food"
Intention: Love yourself first, then love others
Reader comments
This is the best book written by the author so far. My previous impression of this author was that CP interactive can be very cute but the writing style is terrible. Reading this book made me wonder if it was this author, but she has always liked Shen Shen Dao and female figures in power, and then gave way to attack and shou, as well as public play... I can only say it is her. All I can say is whether I can stop writing routine novels... Should this author write three routine novels to reward himself with one cute novel? Why did I collect so many of your good memes, but in the end you only started or deleted those kinds of quick-passing Zerg stories?
Sangfa was sent to sleep on an overpass like this, but Ah You still successfully stood on the moral high ground ^_^
You can leave a comment! Or does the author have a Weibo account?
So many people. Jpg
I will always follow you! It really made me eat well! [Compare hearts][Compare hearts][Compare hearts]
The kappa successfully provoked the bishop!
""When I am happy, I will..." This is a big bug for the author~
He is very mature! Sangfa is happy~
I kind of forgot about it, who is Yanzhou's stepbrother?
Except for Yan Zhou, every male guest liked it so much! I feel that Yan is incompetent and cowardly. He doesn't prove himself or resist when he is falsely accused. He just keeps hiding.
I confirmed that I still like my brother and Sangfa the most. What will happen if these two fight in the future~
How can I watch it uncut?
My cute little sister has only been out for ten days, but she has done so many great things!
The little snake is in complete confusion... It is already very difficult for one person to type, and now there are several people rushing towards him at the same time hahaha
Teacher, why do I smell the smell of completion? [Cracked] Isn't this wrong...
And this chapter develops so fast, I feel like I'm reading an outline [crying] We can play the main plot so fast.
Getting on a "pirate ship" at a young age? I still let out two loud farts that made me laugh [dog head]
This is the best book written by the author so far. My previous impression of this author was that CP interactive can be very cute but the writing style is terrible. Reading this book made me wonder if it was this author, but she has always liked Shen Shen Dao and female figures in power, and then gave way to attack and shou, as well as public play... I can only say it is her. All I can say is whether I can stop writing routine novels... Should this author write three routine novels to reward himself with one cute novel? Why did I collect so many of your good memes, but in the end you only started or deleted those kinds of quick-passing Zerg stories?
Sangfa was sent to sleep on an overpass like this, but Ah You still successfully stood on the moral high ground ^_^
You can leave a comment! Or does the author have a Weibo account?
So many people. Jpg
I will always follow you! It really made me eat well! [Compare hearts][Compare hearts][Compare hearts]
The kappa successfully provoked the bishop!
""When I am happy, I will..." This is a big bug for the author~
He is very mature! Sangfa is happy~
I kind of forgot about it, who is Yanzhou's stepbrother?
Except for Yan Zhou, every male guest liked it so much! I feel that Yan is incompetent and cowardly. He doesn't prove himself or resist when he is falsely accused. He just keeps hiding.
I confirmed that I still like my brother and Sangfa the most. What will happen if these two fight in the future~
How can I watch it uncut?
My cute little sister has only been out for ten days, but she has done so many great things!
The little snake is in complete confusion... It is already very difficult for one person to type, and now there are several people rushing towards him at the same time hahaha
Teacher, why do I smell the smell of completion? [Cracked] Isn't this wrong... And this chapter develops so fast, I feel like I'm reading an outline [crying] We can play the main plot so fast.
Getting on a "pirate ship" at a young age? I still let out two loud farts that made me laugh [dog head]