Who Is Yushi Pei Impeaching Today?

Pei Congyun, who looks like a human and a dog, is six feet tall and was born in Tanhua. Such a person should have been the first choice for a husband from aristocratic families, but he just kept his mouth open. Obviously he is only from the fifth rank of Shi Yushi, but from his majesty to his concubine, from prime minister to general. No one he could scold would be spared, even the Queen Mother's cat would be included in the book. His words are sharp and his writing is sarcastic. So much so that someone once said: "If Pei Yushi licks his own mouth, can he be poisoned to death?" Pei Congyun asked back: "If I kiss you, can you be poisoned to death by me?" - Dongfang Mistaken, Pei Congyun's opposite door. They were supposed to be childhood sweethearts, deeply in love. It's a pity that this person's biggest hobby in life is to tease cats and dogs, and he has not dealt with Pei Congyun since he was a child. Pei Congyun even thought that his nose was not a nose, and his eyes were not eyes. A good mouth was almost practiced on Dongfang Chu. Dongfang jumped high by mistake, Pei Congyun said: "Like a grasshopper." Dongfang mistakenly counted down for the exam, Pei Congyun said: "No one would want your brain if you donated it." Dongfang accidentally went to the battlefield, Pei Congyun said: "... Don't die, I won't collect your body even if you die." Later, Dongfang mistakenly returned from a great victory and became a general. And Pei Congyun's last piece of pure land that was not contaminated by Dongfang was also occupied. So much so that—— "I am in charge of General Zhongwu Dongfang Miao!" - #Growth flow, 1v1, double clean #The imaginary dynasty mainly imitates the Tang Dynasty #This is a story about a poisonous mouth attack and a grasshopper jumping up and down. #The copy was recorded on 2025.12.30 Intention: Look at the flowers, don't wait for them to grow old