Why Can Such a Person Have a Partner? (Quick Transmission)
为什么这种人也能有对象啊（快穿）
by Andrew Brien (AndrewBrien)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 602k Words
- Chapters
- 148
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Theme
- Love Story
- POV
- Dual POV
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 1h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Synopsis
Currently updated with the list (current progress: Unit 2 has been completed, additional updates are in progress) "Can this kind of fatal love dog licking and the heartthrob domestic violence man be considered a sweet love that goes both ways?" Tucao bloggers Ying Baiqiao and Qin Zheng simultaneously questioned two popular pure love novels. Due to their heavy resentment, the two of them were pulled into the world of novels by the love correction system to save those mindless licking dogs who have lost their reason and dignity in love. After the mission started, a derivative fanfic of the original work appeared on the Internet, and the bright characters "Dismantle CP" on the title instantly attracted the attention of netizens. Fans of the original work: "Where do these Pheasant fans dare to question the original work?" Leziren: "It looks good, I love watching it! The new CP seems a bit annoying!" [Interstellar Federation vs. Interstellar Zerg - The ultimate awakening of dog-licking and dog-licking] (Human + Zerg world view) After the imperial emperor Norman was exiled, he turned into a crazy dog-licker because of love. He was kicked out of bed with a cold face by Lille every day and slapped in the face if he said anything; The ruthless military female Klande is willing to surrender and become a dog for love, but her partner Giovanni is ambiguous with many female insects. Ying Baiqiao & Qin Zheng: You like to be a heartthrob and a domestic violence maniac, right? Then just let your licking dog kick you two off the throne! Later, the entire federation and the Zerg race were stunned: No, why is the vice president of the federation and the Zerg marshal together? ? ? [Urban cultivator vs. Urban dog-blood—what kind of redemption story is this? (Modern cultivation world view) The cheerful apprentice He Xi regards the cold-faced master Lu Changji as the only light in his life, but the other party just wants him to sacrifice his spiritual roots; Pei Shuwang, a humble child supporter, gave up the opportunity to stay in school to become a househusband for Tan Qinghe, but he played songs every night and wandered around the flower alley. Ying Baiqiao & Qin Zheng: Outlaws and rotten cucumbers go away together! I want you both to cry and kneel down and beg your partner for forgiveness! Later, the cultivators and Zha Gong's family were in disbelief: No, no, aren't they just trash? What do you mean by a genius who cultivates immortality and a rookie in the business world? [Double CEOs - the double awakening of genius "gunners"] (The furry world view, the deputy CP's attack and reception are double cat sculptures) Gong, a young man with extraordinary IQ, was victimized and his family was destroyed. However, Shou just wanted him to explode gold coins so that he could have an affair with his sweetheart; A retired CEO is attacked by a handsome man who has a crush on him. He helps him run the company as a nanny, but the other party pursues him and has affairs with countless people. Ying Baiqiao & Qin Zheng: If you have the ability, don't rely on your partner, you two losers! Let's see how you live after your partner dumps you! Later, the entire business community in country A was shocked: What do you mean by a marriage that tied for the top spot on the national rich list? If we join forces, what can we do? [Literature of Entertainment Circle Financiers—The Ultimate Showdown between Greasiness and Lightness] Gong, a top-notch ruffian in the entertainment industry, dotes on his cool boyfriend, but he dislikes him for being greasy and has affairs with many cannon fodder; The humble financial owner CEO Shou Zong feels inferior in front of Dan Dan Gong, but the other party treats his submissiveness as part of dog training. Ying Baiqiao & Qin Zheng: Two loads! If it is directly exposed that one of you has no relationship with others and the other is being supported by a financial sponsor, won't you explode? Later, the entire entertainment industry really exploded: What do you mean by a big CEO booking a whole city to propose to a top celebrity, and then the top celebrity announces he will take a one-year hiatus because he wants to spend more time with his lover? Gentle on the surface, but actually shady and controlling. × Cool on the surface, but cute and cute on the surface. (Gentleness refers specifically to reciprocity, and obedience refers specifically to reciprocity) 1. The main CP, the two pure and first lovers, are the meaning of each other's existence. Please support Xiaoqiao and Zhengzheng! 2. Deputy CP, that is, the two mistresses in each unit, both are unclean, but after falling in love, they are the most important existence to each other, and they cannot be separated or turned against each other. 3. All units have a same-sex marriageable background, with only gay couples, and both protagonists and supporting characters are male (artificially cultivated embryos, non-male birth themes). 4. The three views of the main CP are the three views of the author. You can scold the author, but don't scold Xiaoqiao Zhengzheng and the deputy CP. Related comments will be deleted. 5. The content in this article is a fictional background and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality. 6. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit in time. This article is written for the author's own enjoyment, and original content may appear at any time! Purpose: Long live idealism
真是一场扣人心弦的好戏啊，看着自家的掌门师姐差点登基、君临天下，贼刺激啊是不是，各位[狗头叼玫瑰]（众人：……）
I feel like you guys are going to have a lot of fun [laughing]
Oh oh oh oh, the two babies have finally solved their troubles and are about to fall in love. Xiao and Xiao Pei really feel like home, a very soft haven where their hearts are at ease, like drinking a glass of warm water. Xiaonuo Xiaoke is more impactful. He has a tacit understanding of his opponents and teammates, just like playing a game. Xiaoqiao Zhengzheng also has a tacit understanding, but he is more sympathetic, like you and I complete a dance. I used some weird descriptions to describe the feeling of the young couple hh [cat head]
Oh, the gentle and gentle Xiao Pei firmly told Xiao He that someone will love you forever, and he is really attentive. He will specially prepare the gifts that his friends need. When Xiao He is not in the right mood, he will immediately detect and solve the problem quietly. Finally, I can watch Jiang Jiang Niang Niang. The pairing of the two made me curious about the reaction at that time. I felt a little tearful when I saw the comment section where Xiao Pei brought Xi He to the top. I really understand Brother Shu Wang's series of feelings and complaints about Xi He's strength. I unfortunately fell in love with a certain strong roadside male character in a certain game. In the era of rapid numerical expansion, it was really a bitter tear. Especially in this game, he and another character are being criticized for their CP. As the only two darlings in this game, their intensity has increased day by day. I really cried. But I can't learn lineup matching. I can only work hard to save two full lives [covering face, laughing and crying]
Sweet Little Couple [Milk Tea]
Hello Xiaohe! /Scream! /The atmosphere is so good, it's time to come to the part that everyone loves to watch. Heehee [dog head]'s taste-control comments are still soaring. I'm exhausted from watching these things, and I feel that it's not normal to argue with such people. [Split] I'm curious to ask how many of our units are left. I thought it was the same as the first unit, but I didn't expect that there are so many [cover my face and peek]
I used all the hurtful words to say ~, I really cried [ burst into tears ], in fact, I can guess that Xiao Pei and Xiaohe must be for each other's good in the end and understand each other. Hey, I just feel sorry for both of them being hurt in front of each other. After thinking about it, I blame the rat's surname Lu!
Two babies who particularly care about each other [poor]
Clever Xiaohe [Spread Flowers] Congratulations on the reunion [Spread Flowers] Xiao Pei must find Xiao He as soon as possible
Xiaohe, Xiaohe, and you are really good, and everyone is also very good [Spread Flowers] Great, Xiaohe was successfully rescued. I will always be lucky and happy in the future [Spread Flowers] Hey, what's the punishment? [Shy]
Although the two of them were having some ambiguous little fun of going back and forth, knowing each other, and pulling each other, after watching it, I just felt that both of them had a little calm madness for love. All of this was because of love (nonsense, just personal feelings) ps: Because Qiao Zheng's love lines are too scattered, the update rate of the teacher is unstable. Sometimes I can't contact the front and rear, and I forget what happened before. I wonder if I can make a little note when writing the love lines of the two in the future, or is there any better way [crying]
Congratulations to Qiao Zheng for confessing that they are together successfully. It's great that both of them have their mouths. [Cat Head] In fact, I have always liked the quality of sincerity. Being sincere to my partner, even small quarrels and lies are proof of love. Xiao Qiao and Zheng Zheng are really my favorite CP relationship. Comrades, best friends, partners, lovers, each other attracts your attention and pulls you. It's so good to express your love with your emotions. [Crying] I kind of forget whether Qiao Zheng is in the new year or in the new year, but Xiao Qiao always calls Zheng Zheng and coupled with the entangled energy, the new year is so good. And then Zheng Zheng's cold-faced and cute character called "Xiao Qiao" always has an inexplicable cuteness hhh [Panda Head] Myself, Xiao Huo Xiao Chi, what's going on with you two, I want to hear it! [Rice meal]
So cute [please] If you pour nutrient solution into a small tree pit, will a towering tree grow?
It's so fun to read a chapter before going to school. [Crying][Cat's Claw][Glasses] Love is always there, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
手动星星眼。多给你浇浇水，还请茁壮成长啊，小树苗。
Here it comes [Spreading Flowers][Orange Candy] has arrived
[Pitiful]
Ahhhh [poor] [hugging thighs]
[Crying] [crying] [crying]
Little lovers [poor] Ding~ No pressure to update with nutrient solution!
[Lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head]
Looking forward to [please]
Rescue Xiaohe and punish him severely [dog head holding rose in mouth]
[Let me be healthy][Rainbow fart]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Oops, it's finally here. The two babies are about to have their last day [explosive crying]
So nice [hug]
叮叮叮，您的营养液已到货，请更新查收！
Boss. . . You have been in this unit for five months. . It's not over yet. . I've been waiting and almost forgot about it ()
Let's eat. There is always love across thousands of rivers and mountains. Can I give you an extra bottle? OK!