The eldest lady's male ghost attack × the liar Taoist priest's attack
Chu Cimin × Chi Yao
Introduction 1:
Chi Yao deceived a ghost for six years for a thing.
He originally thought that he had killed the ghost to pieces, but he didn't expect that not only was the ghost not dead, but it also became stronger for some unknown reason and came back.
If you come out to hang out, you will always have to pay back.
Chu Cimin looked at the man in front of him who was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he was holding a mahogany sword and pointing it at him. He was quite happy to see his puppy baring its teeth.
He was in a better mood, with a smile on his lips: "My dear concubine, are you treating your husband-in-law who you haven't seen for many years like this?"
My little dog held it in for a long time and said:
"... I'm straight."
Chu Cimin couldn't laugh anymore.
His eyes were dark, and he said quietly: "Really... Are you referring to the straight men who were unable to straighten up because of me during those few nights?"
Chi Yao:..........
Introduction 2:
In Chi Yao's eighteenth year, in front of everyone in the audience, he swore in front of his ancestor that he would never set foot in the mountain gate again unless he became the first among the younger generation.
Everyone took his words as a fart. A loser who couldn't draw a single talisman still wanted to imitate others' x-mantra of "Thirty years in the east of Hedong and thirty years in Hexi"?
But six years later, Chi Yao unexpectedly won the first place in the Taoist competition, unstoppable, and became the unquestionable number one of the younger generation.
Someone quietly asked him what kind of magical medicine he had taken that was so effective. Chi Yao hesitated, and the strange, long-haired handsome man next to him suddenly smiled and said:
"My essence."
Chi Yao:..........
Questioner: .......
Chi Yao looked at the man who had eaten the big melon and ran away with a sly smile. Erkang shouted, "Wait a minute, it's not the Jingyuan you thought!"
However, it was too late. At night, the news spread throughout the mountain that Chi Yao collected human essence to cultivate his ancestors and actually had fox spirit blood.
Chi Yao:...... It's actually a rumor.
Chu Cimin: It's not a rumor (smile).
Purpose: Don't bully young people into poverty