After the founding of the People's Republic of China, one cannot become a spirit.
There is a fifty reward for informants.
As a poor man, Zhang Xuanhu worked hard every day just to prove himself. But he never expected that he would get rich from heaven. Three of the four artists he signed were worth half a million yuan——
The female idol who is born with red hair and can get angry: Brother Zhang, you can't report me, I was a semen before the founding of the People's Republic of China~
Brother Niu, who has perfect attendance 365 days a year: You can't report me either. We are all born from the same roots, why are we so anxious~
Graduate student with a 985 master's degree: Oh, Brother Zhang, let me tell you, although I was born after the founding of the People's Republic of China, but...
Zhang Xuanhu: But?
Graduate student: But, Yang Jian is my cousin...
Zhang Xuanhu:…
If you work together, you can catch me in a hurry.
Brother Zhang was heartbroken as he could only let those one hundred and fifty slip away from his fingertips.
Zhang Xuanhu comforted himself, it didn't matter, it didn't matter, even if he discarded three of the four, he still had one!
His sweet little baby, Si Yu!
Until one day, after working hard for three days and three nights, just to make a detailed development plan for Siyu in the next twenty years, he saw with his own eyes——
The only good boy in their company, Si Yu, who was accompanying Party A to the hot springs, transformed into a little red goldfish and wagged his tail in the hands of Mr. Shen, who was rumored to be the fickle hell. He completely broke his guard——
What the hell, the company obviously raised a koi carp, why! He! Return! Yes! That! What! Poverty! !
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Cultivation is not easy. As a koi, Si Yu finally took shape after thousands of years of cultivation. He wandered around the world just to save money and find someone.
In the hot summer, Si Yu, who had just finished his job, was squatting on the curb, staring at the man on the advertising screen of the city's CBD building, his eyes full of sighs: It's a pity, he is now black and sick from overwork.
The implication: Shen Ming, a domestic rookie, has been listed as a global outstanding representative in the past few months. In his eyes, the famous Diamond King Lao Wu has just one word: kidney deficiency.
Virtual?
He could be deficient anywhere, but he couldn't be deficient in the kidneys!
Passing by him, Master Wu Chang, who had just spent the whole night, said silently.
Later, Si Yu and Shen Ming met again.
Beside the steaming hot spring, he was pressed down by the man, his tail was clenched tightly, and he could not move.
Si Yu no longer dared to talk about Shen Mingxu.
Intention: strive to live out yourself
