This is a logic failure, the author's moral integrity is off the line, and he imitates the article written by Sorachi Hideaki's imagination.
The main text has been written to 80%, so I can update it stably!
[Lightning Protection Guide: Instructions for Victims of this Work]
I'm really sorry! As a low-level writer like me who is playing around in the copyright minefield, I would like to kneel down here first.
Regarding the outrageous personality changes of the anime characters in this article, please stay calm. That's really not OOC, but this group of characters were unfortunately infected with a forced virus called "Gintama" when they traveled through time.
No matter how serious a hero is, if he stays around that natural roll for too long, his soul will inevitably turn into a puddle of half-melted ice cream.
If the complaining and witty style of this game makes you feel uncomfortable, please refer to the seniors who have not yet been discharged from the "Shounen Jump" psychological clinic.
If you really can't bear it and want to leave, please be gentle.
There is no need to send the blades. After all, the price of metal recycling is extremely low now, and I am so poor that I don't even have the energy to deal with these scrap metals.
Copywriting
"About the fact that I was electrocuted by a pirated disc and turned into a Fist of the North Star style, and had to survive in a copyright restricted area with Uncle Natural Roll"
The thing that Xiaojiu regrets most in her life is buying a copycat CD just for 5 yuan. I thought I could travel through time and become the heroine of a pure love drama, but in the end——
"Due to system memory, the modeling of your slender and cute girl failed to load. Now you will be matched with an illegal construction-grade Xionggui shell."
Xiaojiu looked at his biceps that could crush boulders with one hand and filled the screen with the smell of sweat, and asked from his soul: "Does this style of Fist of the North Star want me to perform a hand-to-hand tearing of Japanese enemies in the game?!"
In order to recover her body, defeat the devil, and grab the return ticket, she was forced to team up with a certain curly-haired fish-eyed guy who was addicted to sugar and defaulted on rent all day long. From then on, the styles of major animation studios began to deviate collectively:
In the world of magic, she demolished the field with one hand: "Spells cost too much money, so it's better to move bricks."
In the world of pirates, she physically fast-forwards the plot: "The boss is flying too slow? Let me help you pace it!"
In the world of giants, she casually blocked the city gate: "It's okay to run naked, but don't block the way, you bastard!"
Xiaojiu: "Yin Sang, the logic of this world is rotten, isn't it? I will definitely be sued by the Ministry of Justice and go bankrupt!"
Gintoki picked his nostrils: "Ah... Things like the legal department are like synthetic underwear worn in the summer. Although they are uncomfortable, as long as you don't think about it, they don't exist. Instead of worrying about being sued and losing your money, you should be more worried about the slime that looks like excrement in front of you. If you don't beat it up, then our lives will really be nothing but the mosaic of excrement."
This is a heart-warming story of a young girl and a good-for-nothing uncle trying to shrink their muscles while frantically testing the edges of a lawyer's letter in a copycat RPG world to find their way home.
Save the world? Wait until I retract those biceps, you bastard!
PS: Curly Hair only appeared in Chapter 8, please be patient until you see it.
Purpose: To express an attitude towards life: no matter how broken the world is and how "awkward" life is, as long as the mentality is stable enough, complaints can be turned into weapons.
