Cute palace maid who loves to dream + boring and neurotic emperor
The dynasty changed and the new emperor ascended the throne. Xie Fengchu counted the gold on the dragon chair.
He was bored, so bored that he thought he would die at any time.
Until a palace maid boldly seduced him and racked her brains to stage a show with him: "The Overbearing Emperor Falls in Love with Me".
Today, she pretended not to know his identity and compared herself to the emperor's concubine, implying that he wanted to enter the harem.
Tomorrow I will send him jujube cake, and Minghuanghuang expresses that she wants to have a baby with him soon.
I won't act any more in the future, and I will directly threaten him with death.
Time and time again, he watched with cold eyes as she tried her best, tried every means, and did whatever it took to get him.
He finally couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table in anger: "When you leave the palace, I will give you gold and silver, and you go home!"
Unexpectedly, her answer instantly petrified him:
"I eat in the palace, live in the palace, this is my home, and the owner of the palace is mine..."
He blinked and answered quickly: "... Family?"
Okay, okay, really lawless, I have to rely on him.
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Xie Fengchu, who had been chased for more than half a year, still couldn't escape her clutches. Forget it, it was just a woman, left in the harem.
So he leaned on the dragon chair and rewarded her with great mercy:
"Tell me, what do you want? Anything!"
She was overjoyed and jumped up and down like a rabbit:
"Slave, can I call you daddy?"
Xie Fengchu's smile shattered, what!
There are so many people here, who would allow her to say such intimate things?
He was secretly preparing for the appointment of a concubine, but suddenly a guard appeared and had unrequited love:
"Your Majesty, Jinzhu and I are in love, please give her to me!"
Xie Fengchu sneered at the guard with disdain, then turned to comfort the woman who had deep feelings for him:
"Don't be afraid, I won't believe his rumors!"
But to his surprise, this woman who had always coveted him actually shook her head:
"My slave is willing. Your Majesty is so kind. I have always regarded Your Majesty as my father!"
Xie Fengchu was so angry that she became dizzy. After doing this for a long time, she actually wanted to be his daughter!
After further investigation, it was discovered that while she was seducing him, she was actually entangled with several men!
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Jinzhu has sweet dreams every day after entering the palace.
She wants gold, she wants silver, she wants something for nothing.
In order to get promoted and make a fortune, she wrote a manual titled "How to Make Me Rich".
The manual is full of secrets of flattery that she has learned:
One, he talks sweetly and calls him a dead ghost and a darling!
Second, bribe and give the noble people cakes and handkerchiefs!
Third, be diligent and always surround yourself with noble people!
Hehehe, one day, Jinzhu really met a noble man.
She was so excited that she used all the secrets in the manual one by one, determined to embrace this thigh.
However, no matter how she tried to please him, this noble man still refused to let her hold him.
So she sighed, well, since she can't be promoted, she will follow her mother's advice and find someone to marry.
But one day, the unreasonable nobleman actually stopped her and accused her of her crimes word for word, with tears in her eyes:
"You treacherous little girl, you said that the palace maid is also the emperor's person. Since she is mine, why should you marry someone else? You said, I am the best person you have ever met. Since I am good, why should I get entangled with others? You said that I am the person you want to hug the most, why have you never hugged me until now, you little liar!"
Jin Zhu wiped her tears while listening, wu wu wu, when he said that, she was really good and bad!
How can there be such a bad woman?
She drooped her head: "Then, how will your Majesty punish me?"
The noble man wiped her tears: "I just like bad women! I will punish you with spending the rest of your life to atone for your sins!"
Intention: Believe in the power of belief
