I was lying on the ground sleeping in, and suddenly I heard the door of the pigsty creak, and the master's wife said: Go in, go in! Then I heard another cry. This sound did not belong to a pig man. There must be a little pig woman coming! I felt excited and opened my eyes, wow, wow, so pretty, here comes a pretty Miss Pig! She has red lips, white skin, petite figure, and watery eyes under her double eyelids. She seems to be full of resentment and a little afraid of the new environment and new life.
I went over and patted her beautiful neck: Sister Diao Chan, don't be afraid, I will take care of you!
You may ask, why is she called Diao Chan? Let me tell you, I blurted out this. You humans have four great beauties: those who sink like fishes and geese fall behind, and those who hide behind the moon and shy away from flowers. This "closed moon" describes Diao Chan. I think the new pig girl is Diao Chan among pigs. I am Zhu Guan Yu, and she is Zhu Diao Chan. Diao Chan in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" finally became Lu Bu's concubine. It was really like a flower stuck in cow dung. What is Lu Bu? A person who is brave but has no plan, is a domestic servant with three surnames, has no virtue and no justice, he is just a common man. The true hero and great husband in the Three Kingdoms is me, Guan Yu. Diao Chan and Guan Yu are the "beauties and heroes who are perfect for each other".
By the way, you heard it, I fell in love with Zhu Diaochan at first sight. A pig, Diao Chan, fell from the sky, and the pigsty turned into a back garden. My love is locked between her eyebrows; my vows are between her lips and teeth; all her movements influence my sight; she is my poem, and I will never get tired of reading her a thousand times.
Intention: heroic spirit