Wu Yu crossed over and became the eldest son of an aristocratic family who was marrying for his younger brother. He married an unpopular Prince Xianyu and was bound to a husband-killing system.
System: Poison your husband to death and you can get what you want.
Wu Yu: Is there such a good thing?
Wu Yu was as fierce as a tiger in one operation, but her husband Yu Mingheng became more and more lively, and at night he was as strong as an ox on top of him.
Wu Yu's head was full of doubts: Wasn't I poisoned? Husband, when will you die?
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Yu Mingheng is a prince who looks like a salty fish but is actually a prince. In order to cover up his ambition, he married a stupid man.
The idiot claimed to be an excellent cook, but the Coke chicken wings he served were green.
The stewed pig's trotters are black.
The cooked medicinal food is purple.
Yu Mingheng calmly glanced at the beautiful fool who was laughing and laughing next to him, wondering if he had ever eaten normal food.
Does this colorful thing look like it's not poisonous?
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Wu Yu suspected that there was something wrong with the poison the system gave him, because not only did Yu Mingheng not die, but he became even more powerful.
One day, he stood up holding his waist and asked the system: "What kind of medicine did you give me!"
System: Dear, I'm sorry, in order to respond to the call, I accidentally sent you [childbirth pigment].
Wu Yu was confused: "What the hell?"
System: Commonly known as aphrodisiacs of various colors.
Wu Yu: "..."
Wu Yu looked at his growing belly and immediately decided to run away with the cub.
Unexpectedly, Yu Mingheng, who had just climbed out of a courtyard wall and had been swept from the prince to the emperor, smiled slightly: "Come down, it's dangerous there."
Wu Yu hesitated and wanted to refuse, but his foot slipped and he fell into Yu Mingheng's arms——
Yu Mingheng caught him and thought: Idiot, forget it if you can't learn how to poison, you can't even learn how to escape.
It's better to let him protect you.
... But, protecting me, why does he feel that this fool's belly is a bit big?
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