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The most unreliable, lecherous miser VS a lovesick simp who can't live without his wife (Updates promptly at 9 p.m. every night. Please bookmark! I’m bowing and kowtowing like crazy.) An Zhiruo was born with a visual impairment. Since her eyesight couldn’t be corrected, everything more than ten meters away looked like a blur of people and animals, and anything beyond five meters looked neither male nor female. The world came with a level-ten beauty filter, turning everything into mosaics. Sure enough, she died not long after entering the instance. She mistook a monster for a teammate and got herself killed by feeding it a free kill. Then the unexpected happened: she was reborn. Looking out at the hazy, indistinct world, An Zhiruo completely lost it. If heaven wouldn’t leave her alone, then no one was going to have a good time! Thanks to her memories of her previous life, An Zhiruo knew almost every strategy for clearing the instances. But she refused to clear them with a perfect ending and leave. Instead, she sang, danced, and rapped inside the instances, hawked products with suggestive marketing, performed as an intellectual ape, and drove players trying to rob her to their deaths! The players couldn’t take it anymore, and the NPCs stopped pretending, too. They joined forces to hunt her down, only to discover she could always dodge every attack with pinpoint accuracy. [System Alert: Player An Zhiruo has used her personal spiritual gift: Prediction] [This spiritual gift can instantly predict what will happen in the next second. The future has countless possibilities, and as long as the player can make a change, cause and effect will come to pass.] [Duration/number of uses: Unlimited] NPCs: ??? Players: Who the hell assigned her that spiritual gift?! Who?! Just as the NPCs and players were scratching their heads, unable to figure out what to do, the top-ranked god-tier player, the esteemed Nameless, entered the fray. Everyone knew the spiritual gift of the number-one player countered every other player. They all thought the newbie An Zhiruo was done for, until… The untouchable Nameless opened his shirt and asked, “Want to feel my abs?” An Zhiruo swallowed back the drool gathering at the corner of her mouth and eyed him warily. “You’re not going to kill me?” Nameless pulled her into his arms. The movement was so sudden that a little red booklet fell from his pocket. “I’d never hurt you. I couldn’t even love you enough.” A closer look would have revealed that the booklet contained An Zhiruo’s wedding photo. The date was the very year An Zhiruo died. She hadn’t been reborn. She had come back. And Nameless, the highest-ranked player in the game, was welcoming his goddess home Reader’s guide: One-on-one romance, both leads are each other’s only ones, a little unhinged. 1. Nameless has a real name, and his secret identity will be revealed later. The male lead is lovesick and a little psychotic, with eyes only for the female lead. There is some male-lead angst, including physical abuse, such as the male lead confessing his love while the female lead stabs him. Please stop reading if that makes you uncomfortable. 2. The female lead loves a good time and is endlessly curious. She’ll deliberately trigger death conditions. It’s a Mary Sue story, with every resource gravitating toward the female lead. She’s adored by everyone, and she comes first. 3. The male and female leads are together for good (they’re legally married). Wu Mengyan’s feelings for the female lead are mostly due to the suspended-rope effect; everyone else is her friend. 4. This novel and the neighboring novel, Those Years I Sucked the Essence from NPCs, share the same world. This one takes place later, with different leads and a different story, so you can read either one on its own. Break Coming soon: Those Years I Sucked the Essence from NPCs Chuanyan, a working-class nobody, has only one great desire in life: to die a violent death. To be exact, she wants someone to hack her to death. Life is too boring and dull for her. She’s sick of her boss’s psychological manipulation and her coworkers’ resentment. She wants to run everyone over on equal terms, but still has to bow to the demands of daily life. Damn it! She wants to see a ghost so badly! Finally, after she drove yet another therapist to their breaking point, the System appeared. [System Alert: Detected a player with a strong desire to live… zzz… to ??? Hmm… a desire to die. You are about to enter an instance.] Chuanyan’s dim eyes lit up in an instant. Who knew such a magnificent beauty could exist in this world? While other players ran for their lives from monsters, she charged toward one with her eyes shining and arms open. “Holy crap! I’m looking at a real ghost!!!” Everyone thought she was going to get herself killed. They were right. She was going to get herself killed. [Ding-dong: Player Chuanyan has used her personal spiritual gift: Give Me All Your Essence!] [Rule: Any NPC or player selected by this skill will lose all their essence within one minute.] Chuanyan: Nine out of ten are rare treasures!!! NPC: Stay away from me! The player she’d accidentally saved tried to make conversation and get on her good side. “Lady Chuanyan, did you enter the instance because you’re terminally ill and hoping for a new life, too?” “I wish I had a skill like yours. I could climb to the top of the rankings and leave the instance sooner.” Chuanyan looked at him strangely. “No, I’ve had enough of living. I came here to experience an exciting life.” Player: ??? Chuanyan noticed the man in front of her, all lean muscle and strikingly handsome features, yet speaking in a timid, deferential voice. She gave him a sly smile. “Hey, little brother, let big sis have a taste~” Player: … Shi Huashui protected himself and retreated a good eight hundred miles from Chuanyan. He only wanted to slack off. He didn’t want her to suck him dry!!! Theme: Love yourself before loving another; become a god when love is gone.



