My crazy work...
Preparing for the final exam, will be updated after the exam
Introduction to the work:
After Wen Jiu died suddenly of a heart attack, his soul was forcibly bound by a system calling itself 788 before it could float safely on the road to hell.
The mission is simple - travel to a certain Long Aotian's cool novel and correct the broken plot.
This was supposed to be a story about the chosen one cheating all the way and counterattacking by shouting "Don't bully young people who are poor", but as a result, the male protagonist suffered a big failure before he could develop.
Long Aotian, who was beaten into a pig's head, covered his face with tears and said harshly: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the villain who had already gone dark felt that his head hurt due to the noise, so he raised his knife and cut the man in half.
The small world was stuck on a black screen on the spot, and the system was so sick that it rushed to the doctor and found Wen Jiu, the "freshly baked soul".
Wen Jiu wanted to wave his hand at that moment: "Thank you for the invitation, he is dead, please don't disturb me!"
But he couldn't help but refuse. As soon as Wen Jiu opened his eyes, a fierce murderous aura rushed towards him.
When he looked up, he saw that it was the villain who had already turned black and had blood-red eyes, holding a blood-stained long knife and slashing at him expressionlessly.
Wen Jiu didn't even have time to shout before he was chopped to pieces.
"No!?"
These were the last words he left.
Wen Jiu died three times in a row before the system compensation was finally triggered - a golden finger was randomly drawn. Looking at the reward pop-up window in front of him, Wen Jiu picked up a strange skill with a dull face:
"Eat my food and you are mine."
The skill description is simple and crude: as long as the villain eats what he gives and says the slogan: "Eat my food, you are mine!" You will definitely not be able to kill him within three hours.
Therefore, when Wen Jiu traveled through time for the fourth time and once again faced the villain who was attacking with a knife, his style of painting changed.
When the long knife with cold light was only an inch away from his eyebrows, the warm wine suddenly blessed his soul, and he took out a fruit candy from his pocket with lightning speed.
Wen Jiu put on a flattering smile that was uglier than crying, and his voice was trembling: "Brother, don't chop it yet! Do you want to eat it? It's sweet!"
The villain brother tilted his head and looked at him as if he was mentally retarded. A very light sneer escaped from his throat, with a chill that had been tempered by ice. His wrist was slightly heavy, and the blade was about to hit the tip of the warm wine's nose.
At the moment when his desire for survival broke through the Tianling Cap, Wen Jiu couldn't help but turn into a stubborn fish. He twisted his waist and abdomen suddenly, and pushed his wrist forward - the movement was ridiculously fast, and it was as smooth as if he had practiced it thousands of times.
Wenjiu shouted: "If you eat my food, you will be mine!"
So the villain found that no matter how he slashed next, he couldn't be slashed!
Villain brother:?
From then on, the villain failed every time he tried to kill him, and the scene of the chase instantly changed to the scene of a feeding scene.
Relying on this strange skill, Wenjiu is like a fish in water in this world.
If the villain wants to kill him, he feeds him
The villain wants to kill him, he feeds
The villain wants to be with him, he:?
Wenjiu: Thank you for the invitation. I live by feeding myself, but I seem to have fed the villain out of his feelings?
[System + Book Wearing + Sand Sculpture]
Intention: I will smile to the sky with my horizontal sword, leaving my liver and gallbladder intact
Intention: I will smile to the sky with my horizontal sword, leaving my liver and gallbladder intact
Reader comments
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