The master attacks at the end of the year × the loyal dog secret guard receives
He is strong enough to flirt but his orifices are blocked × An honest and loyal dog just pulls up his pants and runs away
A loyal dog is invincible, but a mad dog fishes for the moon.
Xiao Jili has been looking for a dead man for six years. During the Lantern Festival, the man finally came back alive.
He rushed over, his voice trembling: "Mingyue, you... Are still alive."
But the other party looked at him calmly: "Master Xiang, you recognized the wrong person. My name is Fu Jue."
Xiao Jili went completely crazy: "Where's the bright moon as big as mine? Give it back to me!"
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The background is just nonsense, please do not conduct any research.
Motto: Character determines destiny
