This Class Is Hopeless

The writing is relatively green. ---------- [Research report number: GE-94233767457] Topic: "Field Investigation on Abstract Ecosystems of Class 2 and 5" Observer: Yi Qin (sociology preparatory student) Sample description: Sample No. 1 (Mengxuan): The language system is severely polluted, and she has leadership skills. Sample No. 2 (Lu Ping): Bald political teacher, M attribute awakener Sample No. 3 (Zhang Congming): greasy class teacher, the frequency of the word "ah" exceeds the standard Sample No. 4 (Nobita): Honest sports student, founder of Acne Horoscope Sample No. 5 (Cheng Sui): The only normal person who has been on the verge of collapse for a long time Research conclusion: This class has formed a stable abstract symbiotic system. It is recommended to observe in isolation, but it is very interesting. Warning: Reading this report may lead to a reshaping of the worldview, or to laughter. ---------- To all normal people: If you are fed up with the boring high school life, If you also want to watch a bald teacher fight for love, If you also want to learn how to use hot pot to solve philosophical problems, If you also want to know the relationship between acne and dialectics, So, welcome to Class 5, Grade 2. ---------- Warning: 1. The position of monitor is vacant (the previous one has collapsed) 2. You need to bring your own melon seeds (for observation) 3. Math class may turn into rap class 4. Politics class talks about the growth patterns of acne 5. You may be reluctant to leave these crazy people when you graduate. ——A sincere (but ineffective) letter from former squad leader Cheng Sui to persuade him to quit ---------- [Official introduction to Class 5, Grade 2] Tags: #Abstract Culture #Bianpo Literature #Teacher-Teacher Love #Acne Philosophy #Hot Pot War Core members: ·Mengxuan (Queen Dianpo, fish pond owner) ·Lu Ping (Vulture, founder of philosophy rap) ·Zhang Chongming (Oil Maggot, "Ah" God) ·Nobita (Big Dipper, tool man awakening) ·Yiqin (observer, Q printmaker) ·Cheng Sui (former squad leader, collapse specialist) Daily activities: · Monday: Mathematics class changes to emotional counseling · Wednesday: Politics class talks about the dialectics of acne popping · Friday: Hot Pot AA System War · Anytime: Monitor's collapse incident Class slogan: "Abstraction is our protective color, warmth is our background color." Warm reminder: Please be careful when joining the class, it is impossible to withdraw from the class ---------- This is a happy story about "a group of psychopaths doing abstract art on campus, and the only normal person is forced to become a commentator". ---------- · Style: Campus light comedy + abstract literature + hell jokes + slight dark humor ·Perspective point of view: Mainly the first person (Cheng Sui), interspersed with Heiqin's "gang comments" and Mengxuan's "flat talk" ---------- [The author has something to say] There are no prototypes in reality. They just use virtual characters to exaggerate campus life. If you are not satisfied, you can mark it out. Thank you. This book is quite different from real life, and the literary knowledge contained in it is based on personal understanding only. Purpose: I hope that the babies who read this article will be happy every day