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[Gentle and powerful hermit master × Crazy critic of beauties and powerful minister brothers × An orange cat who has become a spirit]
Title of the play "On how the cat owner maintains the peaceful life of the bosses"
Also known as "The Dali Temple Shaoqing's Breeding Guide": How to raise a court beauties? Answer: One orange cat and one older brother.
[Eating guide in this article]
It is a non-orthodox martial arts court with a Machiavellian flavor, no CP, just a daily life about "going home", "raising cats" and "cleaning up the mess".
Mr. Ju, I am the real shopkeeper of Qiuniangdu Food Shop. There is a hot stove and a lazy cook. He is responsible for making money to cook, and I am responsible for eating meat to keep the house in check.
There is also a "dimple dad" who has more enemies than cat hair.
When the man in red clothes entered the court, he laughed and stirred up a sea of blood. Everyone in the court said that this beast should be killed.
But he smiled and said that the official robe he was wearing was the shroud woven by the emperor and the Gu family.
This father has two characteristics: 1. He has a good-looking face and sweet dimples; 2. He is evil-minded and petty.
After that, the cook's daily life became: cooking, petting the cat, and coaxing his younger brother.
There are always bastards who accidentally wander into this place, crash into the Shura field, and start a painful and happy daily life in the world of rivers and lakes (cows and horses).
Mr. Ju breaks Miao's heart: his own father, the cook Qing Shi, is relegated to immortality and always wants to live in isolation; his dimpled father is in power and is always on the verge of death.
Cats lose their hair if they think too much, and fathers seek death if they think too much. Meow's motto is: No one should be missing! (Licking his paws, showing murderous intent (not)): My claws are much faster than the "Autumn Water Blade"!
The rivers and lakes are far away, but the days are very close. The food should be eaten while it is hot.
The copywriting is weak, and the food content may exceed the standard. Please read it after eating (not necessarily because you are hungry).
Intention: The daily life of "going home", "raising cats" and "cleaning up the mess"
Reader comments
The beautiful guest came to the door again and stood at the door of the shop, holding the corners of his sleeves. The third boss raised his eyes and smiled and asked what he wanted to eat today. When the beautiful guest opened her mouth, Mr. Orange instantly arched his back and showed all his claws, thinking that he was trying to trick the cook again.
Unexpectedly, the visitor's eyes lit up: "I'm here to write a review! By the way, I also want to pet the cat."
Mr. Ju seemed to understand what the guest said and did not react. He just opened his mouth wide and yawned. The beautiful guest took advantage of Mr. Ju's unpreparedness and stepped forward in three steps and at the same time stretched out his sharp claws towards Mr. Ju. However, Mr. Ju twisted his body and ran away from her.
At this time, the third boss came over with a smile on his face and said, "This cat is very fat. If you want to touch it objectively, how about collecting each one once?"
So, the guest lady finally picked up the cat. She looked at the lazy big cat in her arms with bright eyes. It was motionless, as if it was calm and calm even if the world collapsed and the mountains and rivers were overturned.
She responded: "Hey, this cat is really fat, fat..."
The beautiful guest came to the door again and stood at the door of the shop, holding the corners of his sleeves. The third boss raised his eyes and smiled and asked what he wanted to eat today. When the beautiful guest opened her mouth, Mr. Orange instantly arched his back and showed all his claws, thinking that he was trying to trick the cook again. Unexpectedly, the visitor's eyes lit up: "I'm here to write a review! By the way, I also want to pet the cat." Mr. Ju seemed to understand what the guest said and did not react. He just opened his mouth wide and yawned. The beautiful guest took advantage of Mr. Ju's unpreparedness and stepped forward in three steps and at the same time stretched out his sharp claws towards Mr. Ju. However, Mr. Ju twisted his body and ran away from her. At this time, the third boss came over with a smile on his face and said, "This cat is very fat. If you want to touch it objectively, how about collecting each one once?" So, the guest lady finally picked up the cat. She looked at the lazy big cat in her arms with bright eyes. It was motionless, as if it was calm and calm even if the world collapsed and the mountains and rivers were overturned. She responded: "Hey, this cat is really fat, fat..."