The gods seen by mortals:
Kind eyebrows and kind eyes, a peaceful atmosphere, thank you to the immortal grandparents for blessing all families with peace.
Actual gods:
After Lei Gong killed the villain, he went crazy looking at the merit book: "Only one more merit? This month's merit KPI is still 999!"
The God of Agriculture and Gonggong worked together overnight to open canals for irrigation, and successfully stole the Dragon King of the East China Sea's rain-making mission: "Robbing him of his merits and killing the ball!"
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Yes, gods also have KPIs.
In order to achieve the annual merit target, everyone should not waste time and go to war.
It just so happened that the initiator of this merit KPI reform was Prince Rengui, who was lying on the cloud bed in the Tiangong Palace, looking at the annual work reports of the gods.
He smiled slightly: "Since the Immortal Family accomplished their merit targets well last year, shall we increase the KPI this year?"
The immortals in the heaven who were in unspeakable suffering were overwhelmed:...
The sky is filled with gods and Buddhas! Hurry up and use your magic power to capture this second generation ancestor!
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Until one day, Fairy Yuzhu, who had just arrived in heaven, got angry and said: Work overtime? What kind of overtime? What class?
Kicked Rengui down to the mortal world.
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Rengui, who was washing dishes in the back kitchen of a restaurant in the mortal world: "This is a conspiracy! I want to go back and seize power... Ouch, why are the bowls so oily today!"
Yuzhu, the proprietress in purple, stood at the door gently: "Brother Rengui, have you poured the swill today?"
All the immortals stood silently behind Little Fairy Yuzhu, clenching their fists and watching: Hold him down! ! !
[The narcissistic and innocent peacock prince vs the weak and dramatic fairy]
Intention: Never forget the original intention