I, the actor-level fool, owe me ten Oscars.
I successfully deceived my wronged general for ten years and made him angry from a cool guy to a madman. When the rebels were in front of me, I showed off my cards and said, "Brother, I'm actually acting." He was silent for three seconds, then charged through the audience, pressing me down on the throne to collect debts - spending the rest of my life, with all my capital and profits.
Later, we both ascended and became one of the top ten couples in the immortal world.
Until I discovered to my surprise (shock): I am pregnant! Pregnant with him! God! Fetal!
Tiandao also sent a text message: "The fetus's 'Seven Emotions Value' is insufficient. Please go to Three Thousand Small Worlds to recharge. It mainly collects: emotional energy that makes him angry, makes him cry, makes him regretful... And other emotional energy."
So, my journey of fast traveling to pay off my debts (overturning my car) began:
· The spy film set of the Republic of China: He is the cold-faced commander, and I am the romantic spy. He handcuffed me with his own hands, turned around and blocked the gun for me. Me: "Sir, does this count as a work-related injury?" He gritted his molars and said, "It counts as a joint debt between husband and wife."
· Interstellar ABO set: He is the grumpy admiral, and I am the Omega disguised as a Beta. While he was wanted all over the Internet, he twisted the out-of-control pheromones into twists and built a nest just for me.
· The set of Xianxia Crematorium: He is the master who dug up my spiritual roots, and I became the demon king who returned for revenge. When he destroyed his Taoist heart for me and knelt all over the mountain gate, I touched his slightly glowing belly: "Master, are you surprised? The kind that brings disciples."
I thought it was a sitcom until the end of every world -
He would break through the limitations of the plot, locking eyes with me with that familiar, leg-weakening look, and say in a hoarse voice:
"Another installment on the bill, Your Majesty."
"You had a great time running? Remember, even the baby's milk powder money will have to be paid back to me personally by you for the rest of your life."
Reading Guide
1. He chases, he escapes, he has no wings to fly, but he must fly with the ball.
2. 1V1, HE, the essence is that two big guys use their divine power to "violate" the show of affection on various sets.
3. Click to see: How the God of Cold War became a cross-time and space-time "humanoid GPS" maniac chasing his wife (and debt).
Intention: Break through all situations with sincerity, and maintain deep love with protection