Chi Zao had a crush on someone, a man. He didn't know who to tell, so he could only write in his diary:
"Everyone says that love should be vigorous, but I am a high school student, so a little rain is better."
"I ate a burger today that was very delicious. I want to give it to him, but if I give it to him, I have to give it to others. If there are ten people, it will cost 80 yuan, so forget it."
"I feel like he has a lot of things going on lately. It doesn't mean he's busy, it just means he's always looking for trouble with me."
"Why would he taste mine when he clearly has his own drink? I feel it's not very polite."
"He's been bossing me around lately, asking me to hand in his homework and write his name. I don't like lazy men."
"He is so pretentious. If his finger is a little bit broken, he insists on letting me put a band-aid on him. The band-aid is still mine."
"We were in love, and he actually wanted to hold my hand. But we've only been in love for a week, and I felt it was a bit over the line."
"I'm sorry. He actually wanted to kiss me, but we've only been dating for a month. This is so rude."
"I went to his house today and I found a lot of sofas on the balcony. He actually tried his best to sleep with me. Although it's too much, I can forgive him."
"Today is his birthday, and he said I'm enlightened."
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I am Fang Chengjun, yes, I have a crush on a boy, and I can see that he seems to have a crush on me too. I am waiting for him to confess, but I have a feeling that I will never be able to wait for the rest of my life.
There is no other way but to provoke him.
"I started asking him questions frequently. Even if it was very simple things, he taught me once or twice and I still said I couldn't do it. I tried my best to pretend to be mentally retarded. I thought it was flirting, but I didn't expect that he really thought I was mentally retarded."
"He was promoted to team leader. Although this position is equivalent to the dirt on a tractor and is simply useless, he feels that it is extremely honorable. I deliberately did not hand in my homework to create some solitude, but I found that the way he looked at me was the same as the energetic young man outside the school."
"I went out to eat on the weekend and met him in a restaurant. He was drinking soda. I used the excuse to taste his drink and thought it was a kiss, but he looked at me like a big yellow dog trying to grab food."
"My finger was scratched. If you have a crush on me, it would be very distressing. I asked him to bandage it, but he kept looking at his band-aid box and feeling distressed about the band-aid."
Worse, he seems to dislike me less and less.
Purpose: Study hard