Welcome to apply for Yingneng City Experimental Middle School - a provincial key high school famous throughout the country for its 99.9% Admission rate and 100% neuropathy rate.
Here it is:
· Hair dye? Perm? Manicure? Fancy clothes? ——Approved! (As long as the school uniform jacket is still on)
· The three floors of the cafeteria cover global cuisines, and the star observation deck on the top floor allows you to think about life after meals.
· The teacher takes the lead in taking CP, and the grade director's wig is the most suspenseful drama in the school
· Class A, Grade 1, is the "intensive care unit" in this "mental hospital"
Incomplete Human Observation Report of Class A, Grade 1:
→Class monitor Shen He, his main job is as a handyman in the student union, and his side job is as the CP leader of the whole school. He even has to keep a small notebook to record the progress of his own uncle's relationship.
→The campus beauty Jiang Yu eats the sweetest egg tarts with the coldest face, and is always followed by a blond, blue-eyed "large dog" who blushes at every turn.
→Neptune Song Ci, receiving all kinds of gods in the psychological club: the senior who has a crush on the aunt who cooks in the cafeteria, the chuunibyou who thinks he has magic, and Ning Yanan, who looks like a male god but can actually talk to potted plants.
→Xue Shen, the academic master, uses data to analyze everything, including "How many times did Jiang Yu look at Mi Lair today" (the answer is 3 eyes, lasting 4.2 Seconds)
→ Hiding the richest man's daughter Lin Yuyue, keeping a low profile during the day to keep track of data, going home at night to inherit billions of fortune, and currently working with "potted plant enthusiast" Ning Yan'an to act out the drama of "we are not suitable" to fool the parents
→Additional: A Taoist classmate who does morning exercises with a mahogany sword, an ancient boy who claims to have traveled through time, a tenth-level Versailles contestant, Zhen Shuai who is cold-faced but can eat ten egg tarts...
Today's school calendar:
· Monday: Sports meeting, Rainbow Team's tight-fitting relay, Song Ci's tie wrapped around his legs and glided three meters to win the title of "The Most Beautiful Greenworm"
· Tuesday: Art Festival, "Romeo and Juliet - Canteen War Edition" is staged, the ketchup murder shocked the whole school
· Wednesday: Haunted house activity, Demon King Li Kai crooked Director Wang's wig with a sword, no one passed the Suppressing Laughter Challenge
· Thursday: Helping a senior to chase her boyfriend, serving red wine as a topping in a three-star Michelin restaurant, a romantic date turning into a murder scene
· Friday: Student Union election, the new minister shouted "Brother Xinqi, get the chicken legs", and the queue in the cafeteria reached the school gate
This is a serious (?) Key high school.
This is a group of normal (??) Academic geniuses.
This is a period of youth that will make you laugh your abs out, cough up tears, and doubt your life.
#My classmates are not human #The days when I was a lunatic in a key high school #
#On how many weird things can a school uniform jacket cover #CP can be cold but can't live without it #
#Today is also the day I miss Director Wang's wig#
Food guide (serious version):
1. Hilarious campus group portraits, with an average of 800 thoughts per person (most of them are used for comedy)
2. There are many pairs of CPs stewed randomly, and there will always be one that makes you laugh.
3. The school is based on the top high school in Shanghai, but the content is purely fictional (after all, reality can't be so outrageous)
4. Happier every day, special treatment for unhappiness
Q: Can I really get into university if I study here?
A: Yes, after all, the enrollment rate is 99.9%. The remaining 0.1% May die laughing in the cafeteria.
Q: Does the teacher not care?
A: Teacher? The math teacher and the head teacher were having a date in a coffee shop, and the head teacher was looking for his wig.
Q: Who is the protagonist?
A: Every one! All! Including the orange cat who often comes to steal cookies!
Click to collect and unlock the outrageous daily life of the Superpower Experiment Middle School.
Warm reminder: Do not drink water while reading, be careful of laughing.
Many readers have said that they "laughed so hard that the bedboard was ringing" and "my mother asked me why I was laughing while kneeling."
Youth, isn't it just a group of people going crazy together and then growing up laughing.
We are in the superpower experimental school, waiting for you to come and go crazy together.
Purpose: Accept yourself, respect differences, and explore the infinite possibilities of growth in a free and inclusive environment.
