This is a sweet article about two straight balls. Also known as "The Guide to Taking Back Your Ex"
Copywriting one:
As dusk approached, they boarded the cruise ship in Victoria Harbor.
The sunset I watched that day became the background of Zhou Yuyu's circle of friends that he had not changed in many years.
In the following years, no matter which station he was transferred to or how many mobile phones he changed, the background never changed - it was the sunset in Victoria Harbor in the spring of 2013, and there was his eighteen-year-old girl in the sunset.
Copywriting two:
"Zhongyi——"
Zhou Yuyu's voice exploded like thunder, instantly tearing through the laziness of the afternoon in the streets of the small town, attracting the side glances of a few passers-by. This volume was obviously more suitable for a training ground or the wilderness.
Zhong Yi turned around following the sound, and saw the man wearing combat camouflage uniform standing under the shadow of the sycamore tree. He was still tall and straight, like a green pine nailed into time.
How long has it been since we last met? Nine years? Or ten years? She couldn't figure it out all of a sudden. Time ties a vague knot here.
Yuan Man beside him spoke in a Yan dialect and nudged him with his elbow: "Hey, old acquaintance?"
Zhou Yuyu's eyes crossed the distance of a few steps and were firmly locked on Zhong Yi's face. The corners of his mouth first raised a slight arc, and his tone was a little careless, but the content was earth-shattering:
"Cousin."
After a second's pause, his smile deepened and he added:
"The kind that can intermarry."
As soon as he finished speaking, he took a long step towards Zhong Yi.
Yuan Man was left stunned on the spot for two seconds, then he let out an "Ouch" as if he had been burned, and hurriedly caught up with him. His voice was full of disbelief, as if he had heard some ancient prohibition:
"No... Zhou Yugu! Don't be stupid! This is the 21st century! What kind of cousins can intermarry? The Civil Code does not allow it!"
[Small Theater] Young nephew Zhou Zhengze and eldest brother Zhou Yuhuan
"Dad, what is the relationship between my second uncle and my aunt?"
"It's just... A good relationship."
"Is it better than my relationship with Xiaomei?" (Xiaomei is a kindergarten classmate)
"... It's not the same."
"What's the difference?"
"They are in a marriageable relationship."
"Ah? But isn't my aunt an aunt? How can I get married?"
"... You'll understand when you grow up."
"You adults always say that. But the way my second uncle looks at my aunt is similar to the way dad looks at your mother."
"... You looked at it quite carefully."
Intention: If you have mountains and seas you want to chase, then go for it
