Lady Peace Dove
和平鸽夫人
by Mu Yi Chen Zhou (木伊陈周)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Rumors spread throughout the capital that Huo Zhao, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis of Zhenbei, was a completely crazy woman. On the day when the wedding was decreed, she asked the groom's face before asking about good or bad luck, and slapped the table in front of a room of people: "I want to return it because it looks ugly!" The eunuch who announced the decree shook his hand and suspected that he had an ear disease. Manchao Wenwu shook his head and sighed: It's over, this girl of the Huo family is completely hopeless. As a result, on the day of the wedding, she lifted her hijab, got close to Prince An's pale and sickly handsome face with delicate eyebrows that looked like a painting, looked at it for three seconds, and actually said: "Eh... Not bad, barely enough." Onlookers: Wow——? ? ? No one knows that this "barely enough" husband's legs are fake and his illness is an act. The prince, who has been "sick" all year round, can climb over the wall at night more efficiently than a monkey. The people watching: Whose monkey——! Catch him! On their wedding night, the two of them touched the weapon under each other's pillow at the same time. He was on the left, drawing her short sword, and she was on the right, using his soft sword. Under the moonlight, their eyes met. The atmosphere is a bit awkward... Huo Zhao was silent. The man smiled slowly: "To each other." On the third day after their marriage, Huo Zhao escaped over the wall and trampled on the orchid grass in his yard. He smiled and sat on the wall to block her, and asked condescendingly: "Madam, this grass is a gift from your Majesty. It costs a thousand gold, how can I pay for it?" She was not afraid of boiling water, so she put her hands on her hips and raised her head: "Compensate? I'll pay you for the whole yard!" She thought that the worst thing she could do was to do it again. His smile deepened and he answered slowly: "Okay, madam, I'll watch." ——Later, she found out that those pots of orchids were not gifts from the emperor at all. He had bought them from the flower market for three pennies each, just waiting for her to step on them to create a "handle". Those nasty things in the backyard? For example, a certain uncle or nephew wanted to poison her, but before she could do it, the prince had already changed the poison to laxatives, and then "accidentally" gave his medicine bowl to that person. The next day, the whole yard was full of the noise of this man running out of the latrine. Huo Zhao squatted on the wall and ate melon seeds, laughing so hard that he almost fell off. Later someone asked her: "How come the husband you chose back then became more and more comfortable with you?" Huo Zhao turned around and saw his husband slowly drinking tea with half of her short knife exposed from his sleeve. He snorted softly: "Huh, a blind cat just picked up a dead mouse when it came across it." Hearing this, the prince put down his tea cup and smiled slightly: "What the madam said is true. But - who is the blind cat and who is the dead mouse, we have to tell another story." Huo Zhao drew his sword. The prince ran away. The soldiers watching outside the tent silently opened the curtains and pretended not to see anything. Intention: Only when you have a clear mind can you achieve great things