Also known as "The Apocalypse of Pretending" and "My Personality and His Loan"
Cheng Mo's three major hallucinations in life:
1. I can become rich suddenly
2. The blind date doesn't want my money
3. At this class reunion, no one noticed that I rented a suit.
Lu Feng's three major misconceptions in life:
1. Bai Fumei will be interested in loan housing
2. Start Didi to become a "new upstart in the sharing economy"
3. High imitation watches can deceive your ex-girlfriend
After an Oscar-level class reunion——
At the end of the journey, I dialed Didi. The driver was Lu Feng, who had just finished saying "My driver is downstairs."
Lu Feng ordered takeout, and the rider was Cheng Mo, who had just ridiculed him and "returned to the world".
The four eyes face each other, and the characters are sparse.
In Lu Feng's empty loan house, two men signed the "Mutual Performance and Mutual Assistance Treaty" over half a box of expired beer.
1. The other person's affairs are rotten in the stomach
2. Cover each other and continue acting in front of others
3. Pure cooperation, no talk of emotions
Later——
At the end of Cheng's blind date, Lu Feng took the initiative to act as a "friend" to disrupt the situation: "He snores like a tractor at night."
When Lu Feng met a client, Cheng Mo was forced to pretend to be an "assistant" to support him: "Our Mr. Lu just rejected Penguin's offer yesterday."
Small Theater
Late night hour room, front desk: "Who are you two...?"
The two said in unison: "Colleagues! / Sharing a room!"
Front desk: "... This is a couples-themed room."
After settling the accounts, Cheng Mo clicked on the calculator: "The room charge was 328 yuan, you drank three bottles of water for 12 yuan, I used two sets..."
Lu Feng: "The second one is the one you insist on trying, so it doesn't count!"
◎Two male protagonists, two mouths, eight hundred thoughts, and an empty wallet
◎A straight man who goes from "What are you looking at" to "Are you sleeping? AA"
◎The love between the two is like Pinduoduo's Rolls-Royce, a piece of luxury, just click in and wear it.
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Intention: Live hard and share happiness.