I later learned that funeral homes are the umbilical cord of the universe.
Life and death are settled here, and sins and debts are settled here.
I went from being an undertaker to being a civil servant in the underworld, and then to being an interstellar undertaker.
Hold a funeral for a star, write an epitaph for civilization, and finally be sued in the cosmic court——
The crime is "defining the final chapter of life without authorization."
The judge asked me: "Who are you to decide how everything dies?"
I answered: "Just because I have loved, lost, and knelt between life and death, begging for a reunion."
In the auditorium, Yao Chen's soul was as thin as mist.
He smiled at me: "Don't be afraid, I turned into the warmest ray in the background radiation."
When Bone Bone ignited the new universe with nine tails, I lay down in the coffin prepared for myself.
Engraved on the coffin lid:
"Those who sleep here are also those who have returned."
When I opened my eyes again, there was a person who was afraid of ghosts standing outside the door of the funeral home.
He knocked on the door in a panic: "Is there a ghost? I seem to have encountered an evil spirit!"
The black cat was lazily licking its paws under the counter, and the tip of its tail was missing.
I opened a new work diary, and small gilded words appeared on the first page:
"This time, we slowly fall in love."
"No rush, we have all the time in the universe."
Reading Guide
1. Integration of hard-core funeral knowledge + scientific metaphysics: Each chapter has professional details that can be verified, from the principles of rigor mortis to black hole funerals.
2. A three-level worldview leap: supernatural beings in the market → reform in the underworld → interstellar funeral, the pattern is opened up layer by layer.
3. The emotional line is extremely pure: fear of ghosts x paralysis into the undertaker, soul contract, spanning life and death.
4. Philosophical core: Use "Funeral" to explore the ultimate meaning of life, memory, debt and existence.
5. The complete outline has been finalized: the plot is closed in 400 chapters, all foreshadowing has been taken back, and there will be no eunuchs.
If you have ever thought about: how to say goodbye with dignity, how to love infinitely in a limited life.
So this story is a love letter to you and a funeral prepared for you - the most tender funeral leading to new life.
Intention: Death is not the end, being forgotten is. And love is the only constant across all dimensions.