The company implemented the "Super Employee Efficiency Enhancement Plan" and implanted a chip in me that never tires me.
From then on, I worked 007 hours a day, and my efficiency increased by 500%. My boss praised me as a "humanoid self-propelled productivity".
Until a system bug made me late for the first time, and the whole company alarm screamed: "Tool number 007, an exception occurred!"
The HR department held the contract and smiled: "According to the terms, the faulty tool should..."
I unplugged the charging cable and asked, "Can I read my 'instruction manual' before scrapping it?"
Intention: yearning for light in darkness