My name is Liu Shen, I am a professional matchmaker with a happy marriage and a perfect husband.
Until I went on a blind date with my diamond king nephew - he was very picky and didn't like any of them.
I took out my notebook and wrote down my requirements: "What do you like? Be specific."
He stared at me and smiled: "Short black hair, double eyelids, big eyes, thin lips... Loves to laugh, is simple, and treats others very well."
I wrote quickly without raising my head: "What else?"
"The last name required is Liu, male."
I dropped my pen and said, "Male???"
Damn it, I've been gay for so many years and I didn't even notice that there was a deep cabinet hidden next to me!
However, professional matchmakers never admit defeat.
I actively arranged for various handsome guys, but he was completely unmoved.
Until one night, he held me in his arms and his voice became hoarse:
"Liu Shen, are you pretending to be an addict? I like you year after year - can you look back at me?"
My mind exploded and I tried to struggle:
"I'm married."
"I know."
"I am your elder!"
"I'm older than you."
"I'm a fucking man!!"
"What a coincidence, so am I."
Me: ... The world is crazy after all.
Intention: Sober "outsider" stance