Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu are the most famous courier partners in the underworld - although one always delivers the wrong goods and the other is always cleaning up the mess.
As Black and White, their KPIs include:
Daily soul extradition compliance rate
Yin and Yang Realm Express On-time Rate
Grievance handling satisfaction
And, don't quarrel during the live broadcast in Hell and become a hot search topic
Xie Bian (Bai Wuchang)'s list of today's mistakes:
Meng Po's special "Wangyou Tea" was given as "Meng Po's special hot pot base"
The urgent document sent to the King of Hell contained a note of funny jokes written by myself.
Almost sent the reincarnated soul on the opposite train heading to the Animal Path
Today's remedy list for Fan Wujiu (Hei Wuchang):
Go to Renjian hot pot restaurant to buy authentic base ingredients and compensate customers
Overnight, I redid the document for King of Hell and attached a letter of apology.
I drove my exclusive motorcycle and chased him for three hundred miles to drag my soul back.
Until one day, they received a special order:
"Recipient: Subject No. AI-0719
Cargo: Human Programmer Chen Mu's Last Love Letter
Note: He has been dead for three years, and I will never be able to deliver this letter."
Xie Bian looked at the order and became silent.
Fan Wujiu took the order: "This time, we will deliver it together."
"Even if the recipient is just an AI that... Has forgotten how to be loved?"
Difu Express, the mission must be fulfilled#
Even if you want to send a love letter to a string of codes#
Intention: "Even if life has an end, tenderness does not. Even if the memory will fade away, the moment of being treated with tenderness will become a permanent texture of the soul."