The Real Young Master Won't Accompany You Anymore.

Ciyan was caught in the wheel of a dump truck while crossing the road and died on the spot. As soon as he opened his eyes, the system told him that he had been abducted to be a gang-loving fake young master, and the control group in the article was the miserable real young master. Ciyan smiled coldly. Who wants to live? He's not alive anyway. He immediately turned around and jumped into the river, but he did not die. The system won't let you die. That's it. He unplugged his ventilator and broke into the experimental middle school next door. After completing a set of answer sheets with close to full marks, he successfully transferred to another school. The system crackled sharply—for a moment. Because he fell into the river again. It wasn't him who jumped this time. He just stopped by the viaduct to catch the wind and look at the river. He happened to be leaning on the railing and was hit by a car. Oh, just shout and fall into the river. Before Ciyan entered the water, the system begged him not to die, and the brother who hit him also begged him not to die. On the first day of traveling, both the system and the locals begged me not to die. 1. The protagonist has a brain problem and his mental state is particularly beautiful. [As long as I don't want to live, they have to beg me not to die] 2. A pure and refreshing novel. The protagonist only hurts others when he goes crazy, and will never let others hurt him. Accepted in advance 1. "When the Narrator Reveals Everyone's Voices" The fourteenth year of the Yuan Le Dynasty. The fifth prince, His Highness Prince Jin, had been out for fun for a while. He returned home drunk and accidentally fell into a pond. When he was fished out, he had a fever on his forehead and was unconscious. After being in coma for ten days, he woke up and got a magical object. It's called the narration system. At this point, His Majesty the King of Jin, who was leisurely and happy and did not get involved in disputes, just wanted to find a fiefdom and run away for fun as soon as possible. His dream was completely shattered, so he had to get up at three o'clock in the morning to go to court on time every day. Sometimes I feel sleepy and want to die. After finally traveling through time and gaining a good identity, he has no thoughts of seizing the throne. He just wants to live in peace, eat, drink, and have fun for the rest of his life. Originally, he succeeded in stalking the emperor and annoying him to death, but his father made an exception and allowed him to leave the fiefdom after one month and never see him again. But... Narrator: ["Unexpectedly, he got a mentally retarded thing like the narration system, which forced him to stay in this hellish place where he had to go to court every day before dawn, stalking his father, lying on the bed, pretending to be a lunatic, talking nonsense in the house, Bai Ling swinging on the swing, drinking medicine and getting poisoned. It was all in vain. Can't this damn narration be found by someone else?!" King Jin insulted the narrator in his heart again. This narrator hereby replies: Once bound, it cannot be returned or exchanged, dear. "I'm really convinced. This damn narration has brought out my inner feelings again." Prince Jin was helpless and had no choice but to think in a habitual way, "Fortunately, the whole capital has known about me being a demon, and my father will not lecture me again for these things." "... I'm speechless, why are you still blasting me?" King Jin was annoyed to death, "There are so many people in the court, why can't someone else blast me!" "You have the nerve to act like a monster and the whole capital knows about it, don't you? I think you just don't have enough lessons!" Emperor Yuan Le's face was almost crumpled with anger, and he realized that the narrator had really listened to Lao Wu's words and changed people, and he was even more angry after that. After a while: "..." Very good, it's time to finish. -- The courtroom was eerily silent. Fortunately, Emperor Yuan Le, as the founding emperor, has always been strong, broad-minded, and able to handle matters with ease. "The King of Jin will be punished with one month's salary and he must copy the book five times. He can only go out after copying it!" Emperor Yuan Le felt relieved. I haven't felt comfortable for a long time. Narrator: ["No? Copying books again? Didn't Lao Deng dare to change the punishment? The last time I copied it ten times, everyone was numb. Fortunately, I have asked Sister Lu Ping and the others to learn my handwriting since they were young and copied most of it for me, so Lao Deng didn't see it." King Jin thought this, and then found in despair that the narrator was staring at him again. My heart is cold. "As expected of the fifth child, he has known to ask people around him to learn his own handwriting and copy books for him since he was a child. Why didn't I think of that back then?" The fourth prince regretted it endlessly. He suddenly felt that the books he copied by hand were in vain. He should have thought that the fifth prince had been such a bastard since he was a child, but he was so happy every time he copied it. It was obvious that there was something wrong. The Fourth Prince: "..." I am grateful for a long time: I am a brother in my heart. Fourth Prince: Don't be grateful, I don't want it at all! 2. "Daily Storage of Strange Objects from Moon Meteorite" There are more and more strange objects on the earth. Chen Sui, an unknown meteorite that hit the earth, is also a registered rare object. Humans provided him with a job, joining the Bureau of Rare Objects Containment Bureau and becoming an external conservator of rare objects. A few years later, Chen Sui gradually settled down in the human world. Until one day, after successfully containing a strange object as usual, Chen Sui returned home and found a... Small moon falling at the door of his house? The small moon turned into a black-haired girl before his eyes. The two non-humans faced each other, looking at each other speechless. After a long silence, Chen Sui dialed the phone number of the leader of the Strange Objects Shelter. Chen Sui: "A strange thing came to my house." The leader who was keeping the strange object [automatic answering pen] in custody: "Bring it back." Chen Sui: "Not very good." Chen Sui glanced at Bai You, who squinted his eyes after eating spicy hotpot for the first time, and then glanced at the big and bright moon in the sky. The moon has been like this lately, sometimes dark and sometimes bright, sometimes even floating up and down, like dancing. Human beings on the earth cannot understand the behavior of the moon, and they all speculate whether the moon has become a spirit. But most people just took it as a joke and no one took it seriously. Chen Sui: Although it is unreasonable and outrageous, it is indeed true. The leader was confused. Are there any strange objects that Chen Sui couldn't contain? Chen Sui: "She is... The one in heaven." Leader: "...?" Heaven? God? After so many years of collecting strange objects, he has never seen any gods. They are all myths and legends, okay? The leader who rushed to the scene was silent for a moment and suddenly realized: Oh, it is indeed not a god, it turns out to be the moon. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Has the moon become a strange object? ! Of course not, Bai Moon Worry has always been conscious. Bai You: "Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are all conscious." Leader: "..." Bai You: "The earth also has consciousness." Leader: "..." Bai You: "The sun also exists, but he usually ignores us... He hasn't spoken to me anyway." Leader: "..." Chen Sui took out the Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, and the leader swallowed three in one gulp, and finally regained consciousness. The Oddity Asylum exploded. The top was also fried. After several rounds of heated discussions, Bai You temporarily stayed at Chen Sui's house. Chen Sui: "She is like a moon..." Leader: "At least you are all from outside and have a common language." Chen·Unnamed Meteorite·does not think there is any common language·Sui: "..."Okay. Later, he looked at Chen Sui, who was chatting around the table and eating hot pot: "..." He didn't think it was good. This is his home, not a gathering place for the stars of the solar system. "Come here and eat!" Bai You pulled him back to his seat, "Try this, it's new, it's delicious." Chen Sui looked at the white and tender crystal dumplings in the bowl and sighed silently: Forget it, the gathering place is the gathering place. "I will buy this next time." "Yeah." [The stars of the solar system play in the human world, and the story of the moon and meteorites containing various strange objects. Purpose: Life has bitterness and sweetness, don't be too depressed