All Employers Are Little Animals

You may not believe it, but recently, I seem to be able to understand animals. My name is Shi Jie. Through my observation, I have mastered the method of communicating with animals. On the forum I developed myself, I can even get rewards from them after completing the help tasks they posted. I am strong, able to endure hardships, warm-hearted, know Taekwondo, won the Sanda World Championships, and also studied double majors in medicine and law in college. In order to satisfy my heroism, I set up a forum called "Everything Bar" on the Internet. From an old man in his nineties to a crying baby. Regardless of whether it's a fight or a trivial matter, as long as the employer posts a request for help on this forum, I will come to help solve the problem one by one according to the priority of the post. It's just that I'm a bit dull and can't understand the Internet. Otherwise, how could the forum have been open for three months but not have a single customer? While waiting for the success of my business, I was not idle either. I'm good-looking and tall. Many directors will ask me to play a supporting role when roles are missing to earn some pocket money. But my face was too cold and I couldn't make any exaggerated expressions, but I was very emotional when reciting the lines. The director said it was strange that I could speak such beautiful lines with a cold face, so he recommended me to do part-time dubbing work for gl radio dramas. Fortunately, I can still hear my voice, so I have another way of income. In this way, my side business has been booming, but my main business is still at a loss. Until this afternoon, I came out of the dubbing studio and walked home. He was kicked to the ground by a 43-yard big foot. When I rubbed my eyes and looked at the culprit, I realized it was a cow cat. It was looking at me condescendingly, and its claws were fidgeting with something on the ground. I took a closer look and saw that it was the new mobile phone that I had saved for three months. Me:…… Sheriff Black Cat, don't break the law and hand over the hostages as soon as possible. The cow cat seemed to understand what I was thinking. It raised its white glove and carried my phone over with a snap like a golf ball. What a ball. I smacked my lips, picked up my phone, and walked home without daring to step forward and stroke the officer's black fur. After I got home, my phone suddenly rang a "ding ding" tone that I had never heard before. I wondered which software was mooing, and when I looked closely, I discovered that it was the forum "Wanshiba" that I developed. At this time, "Wanshi Bar" was very excited. It finally welcomed the first guest to set foot here. I was also happy for Wanshiba. I cheered and opened the little red dot on the forum, and carefully read the employer's needs: Fubao is not full: [Mi's biological mother, my fourth uncle and grandma, come to the rescue! I met a thief! ! ! The despicable thief has been stealing cans of meat from Mi for several days, and now he even wants to steal the humans raised by Mi! Who can help me? I am willing to reward you with 200 master coins! In my forum, one Mastercoin is equivalent to charging one yuan. The first pot of gold from the main business can earn 200 yuan, but I am disrespectful. The employer's language is rather silly and cute, as if she is imitating the speech of a kitten. She is playing a very new role-playing. I understand and respect it. After taking the order, I went to chat with the employer privately: Beautiful life: "Dear, could you please provide me with your specific address? I'll take this order and I'll definitely help you catch the thief." Fubao is not full: "I live in Room 202, Unit 2, Building 1, Xingfu Community." Fubao is not full: "Come and save me, I smell that thief again!" Looking at the address given by my employer, I was stunned. Because I live in Room 201, Unit 2, Building 1, Xingfu Community, just opposite to Room 202. So the employer I received the first order from was actually my neighbor? That curly-haired beauty wearing gold-rimmed glasses? ☆Eating Guide☆ 1. The content of the first chapter will be continued after the copywriting. 2. A warm and cute short story, the whole text is written in the first person. 3. Overhead: The protagonist and the little animals can communicate through the forum to obtain various lovely employers and start their careers vigorously. 4. The protagonist is a heartthrob, has no official supporting role, eats CP as he pleases, and has an OE ending. 5. The love line will not be described in this article. All members love the protagonist in one direction, and the protagonist will not respond in this article. 6. An all-female world, and the default sexual orientation of all members is female (that is, Lily-oriented). You can exit if you mind. The copy was screenshotted on February 4, 2026. Purpose: If there are no other things to worry about, it is a good time in the world.