
When the Land Publishes Its Food Number
当土地公开了美食号
by Qingshan Xianzhu (青山闲竹)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 438k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 19d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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This article entered v on the 8.17Th~ ---------- After waking up after eating fungus poisoning, Ji Heyun became the only god within ten miles, a small landowner who was so poor that he only had a ruined temple and his incense was in danger. Good news, there is Goldfinger's "incense gourmet system"; bad news, because there is no incense, Goldfinger is on strike! Ji Heyun roared to the sky: "If you want incense, send me someone first!" When people arrived, Ji Heyun stared at the down-and-out young man in front of him with wary eyes and thorns all over his body, and decisively stretched out his hand: "A contract? The kind who takes care of the food!" At first, Pei Jing didn't believe it at all, but the rice given by Ji Heyun was so delicious that he was willing to stay in this ruined temple. Later, Ji Heyun opened a food stall, delivered takeout, and built a brand. He won the hearts of the ancient people with his marketing skills, and his popularity skyrocketed. The only thing that bothered him was that his angel would always come to him when he had nothing to do, and he would not let go of his hand after eating! If you don't want to let him go, just keep holding him until Ji Heyun has dissipated all the incense and cleared his wrongdoing to save the people, but he himself fell into a long sleep. Pei Jing, who was wearing official uniform, hugged the cold statue, his eyes stained with blood. Later, countless earth temples sprang up all over the world, and the incense burned day and night. I thought it was a happy ending, but I didn't want to have another twists and turns. When the crisis came, Pei Jing held his hand. Behind him were the lights of thousands of houses and the smoke of human beings. "You used food as a guide to give me new life." "Now, I take the mountains and rivers as my betrothal, and all the people as my witness—to offer my gods to rule the heaven and the earth forever." Sweet text but not cruel Food business + micro-modern infrastructure ------- Small theater: Everyone in the Dayin Dynasty knew that the first assistant, Prime Minister Pei, had three objections: he did not approach women, he did not enter the kitchen, and he did not worship any gods except the God of the Earth. In the court hall, Master Pei was extremely resourceful and unpredictable. When he returned home from the next court, he personally brushed off the dust on the altar table and whispered to the increasingly lifelike statue of the god: "Today someone else built a golden body for you. I'm jealous." The little earth god came closer and said, "Although I am a god who takes care of important things, can't I just care about the warmth and warmth of the person in front of me?" He is cold-faced and scheming, but he is always so cute by his wife that he then does good deeds. —————————— "My Prince Always Eats Secretly" is among the new manuscripts that have been received in advance. Even if he temporarily loses his sense of smell, in Gu Heng's eyes, the food in the prince's mansion is still unpalatable. If your hands get itchy, make some extra meals for yourself and feed someone by the way. It should be fine. The third prince has a little chef in his hand, but people are afraid of fame and pigs are afraid of being strong, so a decree came down from the palace to transfer Gu Heng to the imperial dining room. Gu Heng packed his bags, turned around and was blocked at the door. Xie Chengyu's voice was still lazy, but his eyes showed a sharpness that he had never seen before. "You tell me, what if I don't let him go?" Gu Heng narrowed his eyes, tiptoed close to his ear and whispered, "Then your Highness must think carefully - resisting the decree will cost you your head." Xie Chengyu raised his eyebrows and pinched the back of his neck: "Just drop it. You promise me first not to go with others." He is gentle and peaceful, and his nature is like jade. This is the wish of his mother and concubine for his name. And because of his physical condition, he was particularly picky about food and drink. Xie Chengyu originally wanted to do whatever everyone wanted, and there was nothing wrong with living a life of gold and jade in the world. But someone wants to take away his favorite treasure. Then break your face! It's not enough to eat secretly, but Xie Chengyu wants to get everything that belongs to him openly and honestly, as well as the little chef who has captured his stomach and heart. I will fight for the world for you, and I will give up my country for you. Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger · The dashing prince attacks × fishing for beauties · The heirs of a family with cooking skills 1V1 sweet text is not abusive, the sense of smell will get better later Intention: to protect the warmth of the smoke
[Loading] If it takes two years, I will wake up as a land god VS a paranoid male ghost.
Congratulations on the completion, flowers🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
[Covering face and crying with laughter] JJ has really sensitive skin, and he can still speak with similar pronunciation.
[Dog's head holding a rose] Ahhhhhhh, it took so long to finish reading it all at once [crying]
A mysterious thief appears! ! !
It's great and I love watching it, but I've been busy lately [bursts into tears] Come on!
Xiao Pei is considered a nurturant, right? [Covers face and peeks]
[Covers face and peeks] I thought Xiao Pei was already in trouble
[Purple candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple candy] kswl
Yes, feed your children meat!
Good luck, author. This first article is very good [biting the handkerchief]. I hope that the next article can be a modern food article [biting the handkerchief]
But the emotional drama still needs improvement
"Several kinds of dishes. A plate of salt and pepper..." This is a big bug for the author~ Shouldn't there be fish here? After all, the matter has not been resolved yet
Actually, honey can be sold for a lot of money, so much honey is not sold [crying] [crying] [crying] It's a lot of money [crying]
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Ah, by the way, can't you use your divine power to pick the beehive directly from the air?
! ! ! Wow, have we finally met?
Totally... Feeling the same OO... (Eyes move) (eyes move) (put the lid on the pot and run away)
Fortunately, I didn't sleep for two years [covering face and laughing] You don't like those delicious and sweet articles
Author, have you noticed that the subsequent description of He Yun's career development is a lot simplified, relying on Xiao Pei to lead He Yun's plot [loading], which somewhat weakens Xiao He's ability [eating melon]